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Blades of Glory Quotes

  • Chazz Michael Michaels: Mind-bottling, isn't it?


  • Chazz Michael Michaels: They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he's up there laughing at them.


  • Sports Anchor: Chazz Michael Micahels, an ice devouring sex tornado!
    Sports Anchor: [Describing Chazz] Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice-devouring sex tornado.


  • Sports Anchor: Chazz Michael Michaels: an ice devouring sex tornado.
    Chazz Michael Michaels: An ice-devouring sex tornado.


  • Jimmy MacElroy: I'm not gonna dance to anything with references to "lady humps". I don't even know what that means!
    Jimmy MacElroy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
    Chazz Michael Michaels: No one knows what it means! But it's provocative. It gets the people going!
    Chazz Michael Michaels: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
    Jimmy MacElroy: No, it's not, it's gross...
    Chazz Michael Michaels: ...It gets the people going!


  • Co-Anchor: (about Chazz) The only skater to win four national championships and an adult film award.


  • Stranz Van Waldenberg: Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.


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