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Blood and Chocolate Reviews

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Gina Carbone
Seacoast Newspapers (NH/Maine)
January 31, 2007
No effects and no cheese. Even one shot of Olivier Martinez howling at the moon would've been worth my matinee ticket.
| Original Score: 2.25/4
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
January 26, 2007
Blood & Chocolate does offer two tiny consolations. At least it's not a vampire movie. And at least this bad German horror director isn't Uwe Boll.
| Original Score: 1/5
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James Berardinelli
January 27, 2007
Blood and Chocolate has no audience. Horror fans will be disgusted by the lack of gore. Romance fans will be disgusted by the presence of gore.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Pete Hammond
January 26, 2007
A movie itself caught between two worlds, a sweet and sour concoction that all adds up to a lot of nonsensical scenes in search of an idea.
| Original Score: 2/5
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
January 26, 2007
This wolf story is toothless.
| Original Score: C-
Ted Murphy
Murphy's Movie Reviews
January 26, 2007
This film is not one of the worst I've ever seen, but it won't be winning any prizes either.It may find a secondary life as a DVD rental but in terms of where it stacks up against other werewolf films, it's a dog.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
John P. McCarthy
Boxoffice Magazine
January 26, 2007
Blood and Chocolate is dressed up to look like a teen romance with Shakespearean pretensions, so its problems go much deeper than the stingy use of blood and absence of scares.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star
January 27, 2007
Occasionally there's some unintended comedy, such as the part in which a werewolf actually says grace before he's about to chomp into a man's neck. Ironic for a movie that doesn't have a prayer.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Scott Weinberg
May 20, 2007
A junior version of Underworld, minus the vampires, the action scenes, the cool FX, and the half-a-brain.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Edward Douglas
January 25, 2007
If the bad title isn't enough to scare you off, there's little else in this lame werewolf romance that might do the job.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine
January 26, 2007
The derivative and dim-witted Blood and Chocolate at least provides a practical metaphor for its own detrimental impact on cinema culture.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Brian Orndorf
January 25, 2007
Hot Topic: The Movie.
Full Review | Original Score: C
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
February 11, 2007
...pretty much your standard teenage-Romanian-werewolf movie...
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Kyle Smith
New York Post
January 30, 2007
This is the kind of werewolf flick that seems to have used up its entire special-effects budget on canine contact lenses.
| Original Score: 0.5/4
Cole Smithey
January 25, 2007
Blood & Chocolate is a werewolf movie for teen girls to giggle at when they aren't contemplating their own quest for sensual and societal freedom.
Full Review | Original Score: C
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
January 27, 2007
In seeking to make a chick flick with fangs, the producers of the vampire franchise Underworld are doing a grave disservice to the genre.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
January 26, 2007
It's no great shakes in either direction, but the crossover attempt is mildly interesting.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
July 10, 2007
A bland, forgettable, and sub-par teen marketed horror cash-in that bored me to tears...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Joe Lozito
Big Picture Big Sound
July 14, 2007
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Joseph Proimakis
Movies for the Masses
May 3, 2007
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Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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