Blood Gnome (2004)
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Hilariously atrocious monster movie that centers around an evil Bondage Chick who harbors a tentacled beast that births little gremlin motherfuckers who crave blood. While birthing these gnomes, the chick also can draw a new kind of drug from the monster. Naturally, the gnomes crave blood, so they go into other bondage fetish people's houses and tear them apart. It's up to a crime scene photographer and another bondage chick to get these little critters and their owners too. What a silly stupid film! It's apparent that all of there money went into the gnome puppets and Julie Strain, who is only in the movie for a few minutes yet still manages to pop out them big ass 40-year-old titties. Yeah, Blood Gnome is basically titties, titties, and more titties, oh, and little shit monsters eating people. There's no real substance to this film, but at least it made me laugh a little.
My Theatre Arts teacher (Scott Evangelista) co-directed and acted in this film. It's crap but it's more than I have done.
Delivers the Grosseries, rating this High, only because of the high endorcements. Looks like it was filmed with a home-movie camera.
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