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BloodRayne Reviews

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January 12, 2006
It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.
January 9, 2006
The film might be the first of its kind: something to bring Maxim subscribers, video gamers, and loyal Logo viewers together.
February 13, 2017
A film that tries to convey a palpable sense of epic adventure and maximum exploitation of violence and sex, but which ultimately feels as relevant and important as a short film directed, written and starring cats and dogs. [Full review in Spanish]
January 15, 2008
At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.
July 23, 2007
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
March 7, 2007
Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
November 27, 2006
Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...
Read More | Original Score: D+
July 6, 2006
Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
May 21, 2006
This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 20, 2006
BloodRayne is quite cheesy -- the costumes resemble something out of the cosplay closet, and the dialogue is often appalling.
May 6, 2006
So how does a filmmaker bounce back from an almost universally reviled action-horror mistake? Well, if your name is Uwe Boll, you don't.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
February 3, 2006
All in all, not as bad as you'd suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
January 19, 2006
The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
January 16, 2006
It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 15, 2006
[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 14, 2006
When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?
Full Review| Original Score: .5/4
January 13, 2006
Who is Uwe Boll and why does he hate moviegoers so? The German hack, the one-man Blitzkrieg of Bad, is the worst filmmaker in the movies today.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
January 13, 2006
BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.
Full Review | Original Score: F
January 11, 2006
It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.
Full Review | Original Score: F
January 11, 2006
If I thought for a minute this Roquefort-riddled camp-fest was as intentionally ridiculous, stilted, witless and over-the-top as it actually is, I'd congratulate Boll.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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