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BloodRayne Reviews

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February 13, 2017
A film that tries to convey a palpable sense of epic adventure and maximum exploitation of violence and sex, but which ultimately feels as relevant and important as a short film directed, written and starring cats and dogs. [Full review in Spanish]
January 13, 2006
Who is Uwe Boll and why does he hate moviegoers so? The German hack, the one-man Blitzkrieg of Bad, is the worst filmmaker in the movies today.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
January 6, 2006
Flip to any random sequence in BloodRayne and you'll see a film professor's most vibrant nightmare.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
January 6, 2006
Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
January 15, 2008
At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.
January 8, 2006
It never occurs to you to think of the film as anything other than a silly swords-and-castles tale, and a particularly ineffective one at that.
Full Review | Original Score: F
January 7, 2006
Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? 'I'll take "Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces" for $500, Alex.'
Full Review | Original Score: D-
January 13, 2006
BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.
Full Review | Original Score: F
January 6, 2006
BloodRayne is a visual joke, with Boll limply organizing a period horror/action film with all the confidence and subtlety of Baby Huey, and with about the same level of literacy.
Full Review | Original Score: F
July 23, 2007
The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 9, 2006
Halfway through, the guys put Rayne through a training sequence, even though we've just seen her kick butt for 45 minutes, then there's a long, talky stretch that is woefully short of impaling - perhaps suggesting that the movie's financing was dwindling.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
January 8, 2006
Madsen sounds like Mike Myer's "SNL" character "Lothar of the Hill people".
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
January 7, 2006
...[an] undercooked formulaic fright fable...why would anyone let him (Boll) get three feet within the range of an operating movie camera?
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
May 21, 2006
This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
May 20, 2006
BloodRayne is quite cheesy -- the costumes resemble something out of the cosplay closet, and the dialogue is often appalling.
January 6, 2006
BloodRayne makes me wish that Mystery-Science Theater 3000 was still on the air. This would be perfect for them.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
January 8, 2006
There isn't much more of a story. In fact, there isn't any story. Luckily, Loken is there to provide something to stare at, vacantly.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
January 9, 2006
'You don't know the meaning of pain!' our heroine hisses at one point. Oh, honey, believe us, we do.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
March 7, 2007
Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.
January 7, 2006
There's nothing certain in life except death, taxes and ... that movies based on video games are going to stink. Cue BloodRayne.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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