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Critic Reviews for Bolero
Poor Bo no sooner has her initial introduction to amour than the new lover gets gored in a sensitive location, putting him out of commission.
The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs.
For some reason, the movie's sex scenes, which are relatively few, have been directed as slapstick.
Audience Reviews for Bolero
I was taught that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. With that virtue in mind, Wow, Olivia d'Abo gets naked and looks great! Wow, Bo Derek gets really naked and looks great! I don't have anything more to say.
Bo Derek wants to experience extasy, but then she is corrected by a castmember in the spelling of this snoozer and we experience boredom. Svengali director and husband John Derek writes and directs this long, boring and uninspired movie as a Valentine to his wife and the salvating public. What it did was bring Bo Derek another Razzie! The 80s favourite nymphet plays a virgin again(like in John's Tarzan the Ape Man.)who plans to lose her virginity to an oil sheik but it ends up in disaster. Then she hightails it to Spain where she meets a hunky bullfighter, she finally gets laid and the bullfighter is injured for his troubles. She will make him walk and get his libido back in action, how? by entering the bullring, of course. When all is said and done your wishing you hit the eject button a long time ago.
A cheesy sex flick with one of the worst actresses in the leading role and a terrible vanity-ridden director on the helm trying to prove he has style by showing us murky, over-the-top shots of gracious nudity.
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