Mary Poppins Returns
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Poor Bo no sooner has her initial introduction to amour than the new lover gets gored in a sensitive location, putting him out of commission.
Erotic, surely, only for the very easily pleased.
The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs.
For some reason, the movie's sex scenes, which are relatively few, have been directed as slapstick.
I daresay even waterboarding is less punishing than watching this.
A poorly-directed, poorly-written, and even more poorly-acted piece of overblown, softcore hooey.
Is this a bad satire? No, it's a bad serious romance.
One of the funniest bad movies ever made.
A strong candidate for worst picture of the year.
Bolero must rank as one of the worst major movies ever made. Many awful movies are at least funny in a campy sort of way. Bo and John Derek, however, make films so sincerely bad that they offer nothing in the way of relief.
Even showing lots of Bo Derek's beautiful nude body isn't enough to save Bolero from terminal boredom.
Cinema this toxic can either kill you with laughter or simply turn your brain into a pool of sex-obsessed pudding.
I was taught that if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. With that virtue in mind,
Wow, Olivia d'Abo gets naked and looks great!
Wow, Bo Derek gets really naked and looks great!
I don't have anything more to say.
This staggering boring and untitillating rubbish has the vacuous Bo Derek unconvincingly trying to lose her virginity.
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