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  • Jack Horner: Heaven sent you here to this place, Dirk Diggler. You've been blessed.


  • Jack Horner: It seems to me, beneath those jeans, there's something wonderful just waiting to get out
    Jack Horner: It seems to me, beneath those jeans, there's something wonderful just waiting to get out.


  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: I'm seventeen
    Jack Horner: You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.
    Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: Yeah, right.


  • Maurice T. Rodriguez: You are the foxiest bitch in ten countries.
    Amber Waves: You're such a charmer.


  • Rollergirl: [about Dirk] He can fuck really hard or he can fuck really gently. He's the best.


  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: [standing in the kitchen at work with Jack] So, you want five or ten?
    Jack Horner: What?
    Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five.


  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, "Dirk Diggler."
    Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says, 'Dirk Diggler.'


  • Amber Waves: Let me just check on something. [takes off Dirk's pants] That is a giant cock.


  • Buck Swope: (After being shown a magic trick by Reed) "But aren't you worried about the evil forces?"
    Buck Swope: [after being shown a magic trick by Reed] But aren't you worried about the evil forces?
    Reed Rothchild: "What? Horses?"
    Reed Rothchild: What? Horses?
    Buck Swope: (louder) "No, the evil forces!"
    Buck Swope: [louder] No, the evil forces!
    Reed Rothchild: "Evil? Nah, man, it's an illusion. An illusion.".
    Reed Rothchild: Evil? Nah, man, it's an illusion. An illusion.
    Buck Swope: "Yes, it's very confusing!"
    Buck Swope: Yes, it's very confusing!
    Reed Rothchild: (fist pump) "Thank you!"
    Reed Rothchild: [fist pump] Thank you!


  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.


  • Buck Swope: See this system here? This is Hi-Fi... high fidelity. What that means is that it's the highest quality fidelity.


  • Scotty: Im such an Idiot!!!!!!!!!
    Scotty: I'm such an idiot!


  • Rollergirl: Here we go. Are we gonna fuck?
    Jack Horner: Ohhh yes!


  • Eddie Adams/Dirk Diggler: I know fucking karate.


  • Maurice T. Rodriguez: I'm the ultimate Latin Lover. There ain't no Latin Lover like me.


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