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  • Conner MacManus: Well, it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

  • Murphy MacManus: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

  • Conner MacManus: And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

  • Conner MacManus: Isn't that right Rambo?
    Murphy MacManus: Fine, get you're stupid fucking rope
    Murphy MacManus: Fine, get you're stupid fucking rope.

  • Conner MacManus: I can't believe that happened!!!!!
    Conner MacManus: I can't believe that happened!
    Rocco: ....Is it dead?
    Rocco: Is it dead?

  • Murphy MacManus: We're like 711, we ain't always doing business... But we're always open.

  • Murphy MacManus: You'd probably have better luck with beer.

  • Paul Smecker: Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

  • Il Duce: And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.

  • Murphy MacManus: Allright! Get Your Stupid Fucking Rope!!
    Murphy MacManus: Allright! Get your stupid fucking rope!

  • Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch!
    Rocco: I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!

  • Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick. And I'll even dip my nuts in marinara so the fat bastards can get a taste of home.

  • Rocco: Is it dead?

  • Conner MacManus: With Murphy as they point two guns at a gangster on his knees) And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from they hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out they command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et fili... et spiritu scanti. (Shoot the gangster in the back of the head.)
    Conner MacManus: [with Murphy as they point two guns at a gangster on his knees] And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from they hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out they command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patri, et fili... et spiritu scanti. [shoot the gangster in the back of the head]

  • Paul Smecker: AAARGH! THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
    Paul Smecker: There was a firefight!

  • Rocco: I'll have a coke.
    Rocco: Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then.

  • Paul Smecker: I'm an expert in nameology.
    Paul Smecker: Yeah, well, I'm an expert in... nameology!

  • Detective Greenly: This guy takes a blunt object, fuckin', waah! Hits the guy with the bandages around his head, right? Why? 'Cause he's smart. He knows the guy with the bandages around his ass, he ain't goin' nowhere. He's goin' fuckin' nowhere.

  • Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job.

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