Branded Reviews

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September 11, 2012
There's almost a Seussian vibe in this heap, but no hint that it's intentional.
September 10, 2012
To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.
September 7, 2012
This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative.
August 30, 2018
The movie takes such surreal turns that it's awfulness become a cinematic train wreck from which you can't avert your eyes.
January 21, 2013
Branded" is a confusing sci-fi thriller that takes itself much too seriously.
January 14, 2013
Branded attempts to deliver a message about the nature of advertising and consumerism, but that message gets buried in a completely nonsensical mess of a film.
September 26, 2012
Satire usually implies at least a little bit of humor, and Branded is mostly humorless -- if it was ever actually trying to be funny, then it fails. If a satire should be pointed, then this movie is more on the dull side.
September 11, 2012
Nothing more than a freshman's first term paper for a sociology 101.
September 7, 2012
This movie makes absolutely no sense.
September 7, 2012
The worst of the worst, but serious connoisseurs of le bad cinema shouldn't pass it up.
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