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Bride of Chucky Quotes

  • Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back!... But dying is such a bitch.


  • Jesse: They think we're mass murderers!
    David: Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office.


  • Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back!... But dying is such a bitch.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: You never really killed anybody, did you? Did you? Did you, you pathetic worm!


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (After killing a cop) Oh no! What do we do?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: [after killing a cop] Oh no! What do we do?
    Chucky: I don't know! What would Martha Stewert do?


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: barbie eat your heart out
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Barbie, eat your heart out.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (Chucky has just transferred Tiffany's soul into a doll) - You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? (Punches Chucky)
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (Chucky has just transferred Tiffany's soul into a doll) You son of a bitch! What have you done to me? (Punches Chucky)
    Chucky: You got your wish. You're mine now doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey!
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I. Joe!
    Chucky: Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky!


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: I was thinking about what you said about wanting to get married...
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: I was thinking about what you said about wanting to get married.
    Chucky: Yeah?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: I think it would be time for you to settle down!
    Chucky: Babe, you made the best choice ever! You won't regret this, I promise. I'm going to treat you like a princess. (Tiffany rips off wrapping paper and places Bride doll into Chucky's cage) What's that?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Your bride...Oh Chucky, she's beautiful! (Throws rice at Chucky and laughs)
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Your bride. Oh Chucky, she's beautiful! (Throws rice at Chucky and laughs)
    Chucky: You are so dead!


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Oh, my God. I'm crying. I wonder if all the plumbing works.
    Chucky: Well, I don't know about you but I'm starting to feel a bit like Pinocchio here. And I am anatomically correct.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (after Chucky stabs her) - My mother always told me love would set me free.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (after Chucky stabs her) My mother always told me love would set me free.
    Chucky: (pushes her back) - Get off my knife.
    Chucky: (pushes her back) Get off my knife.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Oh, Chucky look at us. We belong dead. I'll see you in hell, darling.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (thinking she failed to resurrect Chucky) - What a crock.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (thinking she failed to resurrect Chucky) What a crock.


  • Chucky: Figures you'd hitch us a ride with a fugitive.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Hold still honey or I'm going to poke you in the eye again.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (looking at a photo Damien gave of a dead person he says he killed) - What did you use? Was it really bloody? Did he scream a lot? Was he half... you know, Damien, this guy looks awfully familiar. I recognize the nail polish.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (looking at a photo Damien gave of a dead person he says he killed) What did you use? Was it really bloody? Did he scream a lot? Was he half, you know, Damien, this guy looks awfully familiar. I recognize the nail polish.
    Damien Baylock: (looks at his black nails - the photo was of him) Sh*t!
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: You never really actually killed anybody, did you? Did you! Did you, you pathetic worm! (Hits Damien over the head with the photo)
    Damien Baylock: Come on Tiff, I'm working up to it.


  • Jade: (Jesse and Jade are running from the mote after they discover the murders) - I can't do this.
    Jesse: What?
    Jade: I can't go with you, Jesse. Not anymore.
    Jesse: Oh, man. I'm glad you said that first.
    Jade: Why?
    Jesse: Jade, this is too much for me. I love you, I will always love you, but there is a limit to how much I can take.
    Jade: Would you please stop talking to me like I'm the one who's crazy? You're the crazy one! You're the mass murderer!
    Jesse: You mean "multiple" murderer!
    Jesse: You mean multiple murderer!
    Jade: So you admit it?
    Jesse: No, I don't!
    Jade: I can't take this sh*t anymore!


  • David: (Jade calls David from the motel) - Hello?
    David: (Jade calls David from the motel) Hello?
    Jade: David, it's me.
    David: Jade. Where are you?
    Jade: Niagara - The Honeymoon Suites Motel, which believe me, is worse than it sounds.
    Jade: Niagara. The Honeymoon Suites Motel, which believe me, is worse than it sounds.
    David: Are you okay?
    Jade: No, I'm married.


  • Chucky: (Jade is in the grave, trying to open the coffin) - Hurry up!
    Chucky: (Jade is in the grave, trying to open the coffin) Hurry up!
    Jade: I'm trying, you fu**ing midget!


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (checking out her new doll body) - Well, hello, dolly.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (checking out her new doll body) Well, hello, dolly.


  • Damien Baylock: Come on, let me in or I'm likely to catch my death out here.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Promises, promises.


  • Damien Baylock: You know what the French call an orgasm? La petite morte. "The Little Death." Come on, Tiffany. Let's die a little.
    Damien Baylock: You know what the French call an orgasm? La petite morte. 'The Little Death.' Come on, Tiffany. Let's die a little.


  • Chucky: (looking at his knife) Huh! A true classic never goes out of style!
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: That was good!


  • Chucky: (Jade accidentally knocks the head off of Charles Lee Ray's corpse) - Bitch! You broke my neck!
    Chucky: (Jade accidentally knocks the head off of Charles Lee Ray's corpse) Bitch! You broke my neck!


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Barbie, eat your heart out.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: You know, Chucky, I still have the ring.
    Chucky: What ring?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: The ring. The one you left for me. I found it on the mantle the night you were killed. I've never taken it off.
    Chucky: Oh, that. The one I got from Vivian VanPelt.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Vivian who?
    Chucky: Vivian VanPelt. I dumped her in the river, remember? That ring is worth five or six grand easy.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: You mean...you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: You mean, you weren't gonna ask me to marry you?
    Chucky: What, are you fu**ing nuts? (Laughs hysterically)


  • Damien Baylock: (holding the Chucky doll) - He isn't even scary.
    Damien Baylock: (holding the Chucky doll) He isn't even scary.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: What are we gonna do?
    Chucky: (sarcastically) - I don't know, what would Martha Stewart do?
    Chucky: (sarcastically) I don't know, what would Martha Stewart do?


  • Chucky: (Warren is hit in the face with a bunch of nails, making him look like Pinhead from Hellraiser) Why does that look so familiar?


  • Chucky: (screaming from in the trailer) - Tiffany! Where the f**k are you?
    Chucky: (screaming from in the trailer) Tiffany! Where the f**k are you?
    Jesse: You got company?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little fu**er. (Laughs)


  • David: (sees the cop) - Oh Christ, it's Needlenose!
    David: (sees the cop) Oh Christ, it's Needlenose!


  • Jesse: You can't keep us from seeing each other.
    Chief Warren Kincaid: I'm the chief of police, sport. I can do whatever I want. Like for example if I were to run a blood test on you tonight and the results made you look like Christian Slater on New Year's Eve, do you think anyone would question me?


  • Chief Warren Kincaid: Jade, when you're 18 you can go to hell for all I care. But until then, I'm stuck with you, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you embarrass me by winding up on Jerry Springer with some trailer trash low-life.
    Jesse: You f**k!
    Chief Warren Kincaid: But you won't. Not Jade anyway, not anymore.


  • Diane: (picks up the Tiffany doll) - Oh Russ, have you ever seen anything so cute in your life! What an excellent idea for a wedding gift! (Picks up Chucky, disgusted) Oh, well this one has a face only a mother could love.
    Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you! Hidy-ho. Hahaha.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar) - Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar) Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
    Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what. (Pulls out knife) ...Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
    Chucky: Screwing with our ride, that's what. (Pulls out knife) Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Were you born with that knife super-glued to your hand or what?
    Chucky: What are you talking about?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: For God's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer...You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: For God's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
    Chucky: Who the f**k is Martha Stewart?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
    Damien Baylock: Oh, come on, Tiff. He ain't big enough to handle a woman like you?
    Chucky: (turns his head 180 degrees) - It ain't the size that counts, a**hole - it's what you do with it.
    Chucky: (turns his head 180 degrees) It ain't the size that counts, a**hole, it's what you do with it.


  • Chucky: (after typing in B-I-T-C-H (instead of "WOMAN") in the spelling computer) - Shows how much you know.
    Chucky: [after typing in B-I-T-C-H (instead of WOMAN) in the spelling computer] Shows how much you know.


  • Jesse: They think we're mass murderers!
    David: Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office.


  • Chucky: (holding up newspaper clipping of his death) - I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down. It was buried with my corpse, in Hackensack, New Jersey.
    Chucky: (holding up newspaper clipping of his death) I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down. It was buried with my corpse, in Hackensack, New Jersey.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: All right. Let's go.
    Chucky: Oh, sure. I'll steer and you can work the peddles. We're DOLLS you dope!


  • Jesse: How did you end up like this?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: It's a long story.
    Chucky: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.


  • Chucky: (about Jade and Jesse getting married) - I give them six months...THREE if she gains weight.
    Chucky: (about Jade and Jesse getting married) I give them six months, THREE if she gains weight.


  • Chief Warren Kincaid: So, I've heard a lot about you, David. I understand you're off to Princetown next fall.
    David: Yes, sir.
    Chief Warren Kincaid: What are you gonna study?
    David: Theater arts.
    Chief Warren Kincaid: But on an athletic scholarship, right? Playing hockey?
    David: Figure skating.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (before she has sex with Chucky) - Have you got a rubber?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (before she has sex with Chucky) Have you got a rubber?
    Chucky: Have I got a rubber? Tiff, look at me. I'm ALL rubber.


  • Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back...But dying is such a bitch!
    Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back. But dying is such a bitch!


  • David: (calls Jesse after watching the news on the murder of Needlenose) - What the fu**k?!!
    David: (calls Jesse after watching the news on the murder of Needlenose) What the fu**k?!


  • Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say?
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: F**k Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fu**ing dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! (To Jade) Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
    Chucky: I didn't hear her complaining last night. Any guy who is a big hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes.


  • Jade: This is a new low.
    Chief Warren Kincaid: For you too. Get in the car.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Jesse, honey, could you give me a hand with this? (Referring to trunk with Damien's body in it)


  • Jade: Bite me.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Ten years is a long time, Chucky. Besides, I was never actually with him. You know me. I'll kill anybody, but I'll only sleep with someone I love.


  • Jade: My parents liked all my friends.


  • David: Screw him. If I were you, I would take Jade get the hell outta Dodge and never look back.


  • Damien Baylock: Don't tell me Schmucky is one of those dolls who wets his pants.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (talking to Damien) - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Back on your knees. Crawl. Good boy. Stay down on the floor where you belong. That's right.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (talking to Damien) Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Back on your knees. Crawl. Good boy. Stay down on the floor where you belong. That's right.


  • David: Yuck. Not my type. I'm so over that whole uniform thing.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (after killing the cop while he looked in the bag) - Curiosity killed the cat.
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: (after killing the cop while he looked in the bag) Curiosity killed the cat.


  • Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: My mother always said love was supposed set you free. But that's not true, Chucky. I've been a prisoner of my love for you for a very long time. Now it's payback time.
    Chucky: (stuck in playpen) - You let me outta here right now!
    Chucky: (stuck in playpen) You let me outta here right now!
    Tiffany / Tiffany Doll: Sweet dreams, a**hole.


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