Bridget Jones's Diary Quotes

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    1. Bridget Jones: Now, I'll go home and... de-bunny.
    – Submitted by Guido M (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment... I suddenly realized that unless something change soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and I'd finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians, or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
    – Submitted by Iza C (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Darcy: Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and dresses like her mother.
    – Submitted by Iza C (2 years ago)
    1. Interviewer 1: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
    2. Bridget Jones: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.
    – Submitted by Karina V (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.
    2. Mark Darcy: Oh yes, they fuckin' do.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: The only thing worse than smug married couple; lots of smug married couples.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget's Mum: To be honest darling, I'm not entirely sure... that Julian isn't a bit of a shit.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)
    1. Bridget Jones: At least, now that I'm in my thirties, I can hold my drink.
    – Submitted by Mauricio R (2 years ago)

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