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  • Bridget Jones: Now I'll go home and.......de-bunny
    Bridget Jones: Now, I'll go home and... de-bunny.


  • Bridget Jones: And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment... I suddenly realized that unless something change soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine and I'd finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians, or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.


  • Mark Darcy: Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, and dresses like her mother.


  • Bridget Jones: Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon? Bridget: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.
    Interviewer 1: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
    Bridget Jones: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.


  • Bridget Jones: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that.
    Mark Darcy: Oh yes, they fuckin' do.


  • Bridget Jones: This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.


  • Bridget Jones: After all, what's worse than a smug married couple? Lots of smug married couples.
    Bridget Jones: The only thing worse than smug married couple; lots of smug married couples.


  • Mark Darcy: I like you, just the way you are.
    Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.


  • Bridget's Mum: To be honest darling, I'm not sure Julian isn't a bit of a shit.
    Bridget's Mum: To be honest darling, I'm not entirely sure... that Julian isn't a bit of a shit.


  • Bridget Jones: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum, hi.
    Bridget Jones: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mum... Hi.


  • Bridget Jones: At least, now that I'm in my thirties, I can hold my drink.


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