Blair Hayes Director Jake Gyllenhaal Jimmy Livingston Actor Swoosie Kurtz Mrs. Livingston Actor Marley Shelton Chloe Actor Danny Trejo Slim Actor John Carroll Lynch Mr. Livingston Actor Verne Troyer Dr. Phreak Actor Dave Sheridan Mark Actor Brian George Pushpak Actor Patrick Cranshaw Pappy, Pippy Actor Stephen Spinella Chicken Man Actor Ever Carradine Mark's Sister Actor Geoffrey Arend Flipper Boy Actor Beetlejuice Li'l Zip Actor Matthew McGrory Human Sasquatch Actor Bonnie Morgan Rubber Woman Actor Jason Sklar Shlomo Actor Fabio Gil Actor Ping Wu Emcee Actor Zach Galifianakis Bus Stop Man Actor Boti Bliss Cashier Actor Pablo Schreiber Todd Actor Brian Gattas Todd Actor Cinco Paul Todd Actor, Writer Ken Daurio Todd Actor, Writer Malik Toure Todd Actor Leo Fitzpatrick Todd Actor J.P. Coe Todd Actor R.J. Durell Todd Actor Brian Friedman Todd Actor Arden Myrin Lorraine Actor Beau Flynn Producer Eric McLeod Executive Producer Jerzy Zieliński Cinematographer Barry Ray Robison Production Design Pamela Martin Film Editing Christopher Lawrence Costume Design John Houlihan Music Supervisor John Ottman Original Music John Papsidera Casting Katherine E. Beyda Unit Production Manager Michael Amundson First Assistant Director Troy Sizemore Art Director Christa Munro Art Director Garrett Lewis Set Decoration Gigi Williams Key Makeup Artist Shari Perry Key Hair Stylist Ketty Gonzalez Hair Stylist