Bulletproof Monk Quotes

  • The Bulletproof Monk: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of just eight?

  • Mr. Kojima: And I am through taking your messages. My name is Kokijima. Not Sony, Sanyo, Toshiba.

  • The Bulletproof Monk: Somehow I sense he has a lot of potential.
    Jade/Bad Girl: Really? I sense he's mostly full of s****.

  • The Bulletproof Monk: An enlightened man would offer a humble traveler shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of cocoa puffs.

  • Mr. Kojima: i'm calling the cops, you crazy bitch.
    Mr. Kojima: I'm calling the cops, you crazy bitch.

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