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  • Ali: Where I come from friends don't chew on each others earlobes!
    Marcus: Aren't you glad you left?


  • Ali: Jack, why did you leave Kentucky?
    Jack: Well, why did you leave Iowa?
    Ali: Because I looked around and realized that there wasn't one person whose life I wanted.
    Jack: Exactly.


  • Ali: Hey! I'm talking to you!


  • Tess: You didn't tell me that you could sing like that!


  • Alexis: Get a room!
    Sean: Get away!


  • Nikki: I will not be upstaged by some slut with mutant lungs.


  • Ali: Where have I been all my life?


  • Nikki: Didn't your mama ever teach you it's not polite to stare?
    Ali: You're just so damn beautiful, I-...
    Nikki: Well in that case; screw your mama, and stare away.
    Ali: No one would ever know.
    Nikki: Know what?
    Ali: That you're a dude.


  • Ali: You know what I'd love to hear?
    Tess: What?
    Ali: A big fat thank you!
    Ali: *leaves*
    Tess: *whispers-Thank you!*


  • Sean: What is Ali short for?
    Ali: Alice.
    Sean: Alice? Well, welcome to wonderland.


  • Georgia: *clapping*
    Nikki: What are you so excited about? She's YOUR replacement.


  • Sean: Well i couldn't keep my eyes off of her.
    Sean: Well I couldn't keep my eyes off of her.
    Tess: Try harder...


  • Ali: Your straight!?!
    Ali: Your straight?
    Jack: You thought I was gay?
    Ali: Yeah
    Jack: Wait why?
    Ali: I don't know, the day bed the guyliner
    Ali: I don't know, the day bed the guy liner.


  • Tess: Tell me a lie.
    Vince: I need your fabulous sewing skills.
    Tess: Tell me a new lie.
    Vince: I don't love you.


  • Nikki: I will not be upstaged by a slut with mutant lungs!


  • Sean: Every opportunity has a shelf life.


  • Ali: Where I come from friends don't chew on each others earlobes!
    Ali: Where I come from friends don't chew on each others' earlobes!
    Marcus: Aren't you glad you left?


  • Ali: If I'm not 20 times better than "boobs for brains" over there, you don't have to pay me.


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