Butter Quotes

  • Ethan: You could die of a tragic butter overdose. There could be a rabid grizzly bear hiding inside this very moose lodge waiting to tear your face off.
    Destiny: There could be a python inside.
    Ethan: What if this place is full of monkeys with a deadly virus?
    Destiny: It could be the ghost of Hitler.
    Ethan: What if there's no gravity in there and you float up and bang your head on the ceiling? And then all the sudden gravity kicks in and you bang your head on the floor.


  • Destiny: My new foster parents and everyone at my new school were so nice, that I couldn't help but think, are these crackers for real?


  • Brooke: Hey, I know you're only like 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky ass bitch. You beat her hard. I've done all I can do. It's up to you know.


  • Ethan Emmet: It's butter. You put it on toast!


  • Brooke: I get pregnant like once a month!


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