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  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Let's see what you got white shadow!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: When your love is truly given, it will come back to you tenfold.
    Steven: You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
    Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I know. It was Jerry Springer's Final Thought on Friday's show.


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: You know, from this angle, you look just like Dizzy Gillespie. Salt Peanuts! Salt peanuts!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Right into the buckle. That's gotta hurt, Gene!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I learned the facts of life - from watching "The Facts of Life."


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: thats the sweet spot
    Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: That's your sweet spot, right there.


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Everything was going so well, why are you ding this Stephen? I made you breakfast and we were eating... The scramby eggs!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I JUST WANNA HANG OUT! NO BIG DEAL!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: You could be fined up to 5,000 dollars and spend six months in a correctional facilily!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: The problem with real life is there's no danger music.


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I gotcha the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants.


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: This concludes our broadcast day. Click.


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Sounds like heart break to me
    Steven Kovacs: Well I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.
    Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!


  • Chip Douglas the Cable Guy: I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.


  • Himself: Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations!


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