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  • Mrs. Havercamp: [hits ball into pond] Whee!
    Mrs. Havercamp: Whee!
    Mr. Havercamp: That's a peach hon!


  • Al Czervik: Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot. Come on, will ya?


  • Al Czervik: Hey you scratched my anchor!


  • Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!


  • Bishop: Rat Farts!!!
    Bishop: Rat farts!


  • Carl Spackler: Big hitter, the Lama
    Carl Spackler: Big hitter, the Lama.


  • Ty Webb: You do drugs Danny
    Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
    Danny Noonan: All the time
    Danny Noonan: Every day.
    Ty Webb: Good
    Ty Webb: Good.


  • Spaulding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake.
    Spaulding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake.
    Judge Smails: {Judge hits Spaulding in the back of his head} You'll get nothing and like it!
    Judge Smails: [judge hits Spaulding in the back of his head] You'll get nothing and like it!


  • Carl Spackler: A former greenskeeper, about to become the Masters champion...


  • Al Czervik: Wanna make 12 dollars, the hard way?


  • Judge Smails: Well, we're waiting.....
    Judge Smails: Well, we're waiting...


  • Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?


  • Ty Webb: "Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."
    Ty Webb: Remember Danny. Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.


  • Lacey Underall: Wanna tie me up with your ties, Ty?


  • Al Czervik: You scrathed my anchor
    Al Czervik: You scrathed my anchor.


  • Judge Smails: You'll get nothing and like it!


  • Al Czervik: (Picks up hat) Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
    Al Czervik: [picks up hat] Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
    Judge Smails: (Wearing same the same hat, glaring at Al)
    Judge Smails: [wearing same the same hat, glaring at Al]
    Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though. (Rolls eyes)
    Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though. [rolls eyes]


  • Al Czervik: Hey Moose! Rocko! Help my buddy here find his wallet! (Turns to crowd) Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
    Al Czervik: Hey Moose! Rocko! Help my buddy here find his wallet! [turns to crowd] Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!


  • Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greens keeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!


  • Ty Webb: No one likes a taddle tale Danny.. except for me
    Ty Webb: No one likes a tattletale, Danny... except of course, me.


  • Al Czervik: Now I know why Tigers eat their young
    Al Czervik: Now I know why tigers eat their young.


  • Ty Webb: Thank you Very Little
    Ty Webb: Thank you very little.


  • Ty Webb: Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.


  • Ty Webb: Be the ball.


  • Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!


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