A pitch meeting at Warner Brothers in 1987. "So here it is. 'Caddyshack II!' And not the number 2, mind you, but the Roman numeral II. We replace Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight with Dyan Cannon, who hasn't worked since 1977, Jackie Mason, who hasn't been funny since Sullivan in 1959, Robert Stack, who isn't cognizant of his surroundings, and, best of all, Jonathan Silverman. THE Jonathan Silverman, star of 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun,' the major motion picture based on a 2-minute-56-second Cyndi Lauper song that doesn't even feature Cyndi Lauper singing the song. And, to direct, we get Allan Arkush, the guy who directed the Andy Kaufman-Bernadette Peters robot love story 'Heartbeeps.' And this is key, instead of an R rating like the original, we keep things to a PG. Not a PG-13! A PG. How can we go wrong?!"