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  • Martin Harvey: Slow down! There's boats all over the place!
    Captain Ron: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.


  • Patti: Already I don't like her alot
    Patti: Already I don't like her a lot.


  • Captain Ron: They're just playing "Hide the Salami"
    Captain Ron: They're just playing 'Hide the Salami'.


  • Caroline Harvey: What?


  • Captain Ron: It's just a squall, they come on ya fast and they leave ya fast.


  • Captain Ron: They were playing hide the Salami in the shower.


  • Captain Ron: ehh they will get out of are way learned that driving the saratogo
    Captain Ron: Ehh they will get out of are way learned that driving the Saratoga.
    Martin Harvey: the uss saratoga
    Martin Harvey: The USS Saratoga.
    Captain Ron: yeah the old sarah
    Captain Ron: Yeah the old Sarah.


  • Captain Ron: if you just let me back into that game i can widdle it down some
    Captain Ron: If you just let me back into that game I can widdle it down some.
    Martin Harvey: why dont you widdle your way out of my life!
    Martin Harvey: Why don't you widdle your way out of my life!


  • Captain Ron: ehhh dont worry about it kiddie it could happen to anyone
    Captain Ron: Ehhh don't worry about it kiddie, it could happen to anyone.


  • Caroline Harvey: hey captain ron are we going any human like places
    Caroline Harvey: Captain Ron, I was wondering. Are we going to be going to any more 'human' type places?
    Captain Ron: well youve heard of st croix?
    Captain Ron: Well, you heard of St. Croix?
    Caroline Harvey: Yah
    Caroline Harvey: Yeah.
    Captain Ron: were going to the island just to the left of it
    Captain Ron: We're going to the island just to the left of it.
    Caroline Harvey: whats it called
    Caroline Harvey: What's it called?
    Captain Ron: Teds
    Captain Ron: Ted's.


  • Captain Ron: well if anythings gonna happen its gonna happen out ther
    Captain Ron: Well if anything's going to happen it's going to happen out there.


  • Captain Ron: when we left we had just enough fuel to make it to san juam and no we are out of fuel!!!!
    Captain Ron: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And now... we are out of fuel!


  • Captain Ron: ahh ive always ben a fast healer i do belive in jesus
    Captain Ron: I've always been a fast healer... course I believe in Jesus.


  • Benjamin Harvey: whats up with your eye
    Benjamin Harvey: What about your other eye?
    Captain Ron: eh glass schaun wonit in a craps game
    Captain Ron: Glass, swab. I won it in a crap game.


  • Captain Ron: ok thats 37 cents
    Benjamin Harvey: That's half the money I have left.
    Benjamin Harvey: thats half the money i have left
    Captain Ron: Shit happens. Cough it up.
    Captain Ron: well shit happens cough it up


  • Captain Ron: if we get lost we will just pull in somewhere and ask directions
    Captain Ron: Besides, if we get lost, we dock somewhere and ask directions.
    Captain Ron: Besides, if we get lost, we pull in somewhere and ask directions.


  • Captain Ron: incentives are imprtant...... learned that in rehab
    Captain Ron: Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.


  • Captain Ron: This is el caribe .. the land of vodoo hoodoo and all kind of wierd sh$#
    Captain Ron: 'El Caribe.' The Spanish Main. It's the land of voodoo, hoodoo and all kinda weird shit.


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