Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) - Rotten Tomatoes

Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)

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In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord.
Rating:
PG-13
Genre:
Comedy
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Studio:
Orion Home Video

Cast

David Johansen
as Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
as Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
as Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
as Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
as Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
as Don Motti
Al Lewis
as Leo Schnauzer
Jeremy Piven
as Herbert Hortz
Barbara Hamilton
as Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
as Boys in Blue Director
Rik Colitti
as Sergeant Abrams
Tone Loc
as Hackman
Coati Mundi
as Mambo Singer
Sally Cahill
as Brandy
Daniel Dion
as Officer Brown
Michael Ricupero
as Officer Nicholson
Arlene Duncan
as Officer Kagan
Jason Scott
as Officer Simons
Santino Buda
as Officer Rodriguez
Peter Keleghan
as 1st District Attorney
Conrad Coates
as 2nd District Attorney
Terry Howson
as 1st Henchman
Eli Gabay
as 2nd Henchman
Joanna Bacalso
as Beautiful Young Woman
Matt Robinson
as Homeboy
Maria Diaz
as E.D.N.A.
Claude Salvas
as Animal Rights Activist
Brian Chambers
as Delivery Boy
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Pirogi
Rummy Bishop
as Hotel Clerk
Von Flores
as Mr. Kim
Gina Vasic
as Mrs. Manicotti
Michelyn Emelle
as Mrs. Robb
Richard Smith
as Dancer
Benjamin Barrett
as Kid with Beanie
Faye Wayne
as Spitting Lady
Lee Arenberg
as Ivan the Architect
Diane Fabian
as Pie Lady
Dan Gallagher
as EDNA Technician
Floyd Flex
as Rap Fellow
Phil Jarrett
as FBI Plain Clothesman
Tex Konig
as Construction Worker
Devon Martin
as Rap Fellow
Mojo Nixon
as Sidewalk Preacher
Sandi Stahlbrand
as Officer Executive
Peter Silverman
as Newscaster
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All Critics (16) | Top Critics (6)

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

Full Review… | October 13, 2015
Chicago Tribune
Top Critic

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

Full Review… | October 13, 2015
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.

Full Review… | September 7, 2011
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

Full Review… | May 13, 2008
Variety
Top Critic

Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

May 20, 2003
New York Times
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A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.

Full Review… | January 1, 2000
Washington Post
Top Critic

Audience Reviews for Car 54, Where Are You?

Wow, this really is pretty bad. It is an insult to the tv series from the 1960's that bears the same name. Rosie O'Donnell has a good bit though. This film just isn't funny.

James Higgins
James Higgins

I know I've called many movies the worst movie I've ever seen, but this one may actually be the winner. In a year of AMAZING film making, this turd was made. What were they thinking?

Lucas Yothment
Lucas Yothment

I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...

Sarah Prisbylla
Sarah Prisbylla

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