Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) - Rotten Tomatoes

Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)

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In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord.

Cast

David Johansen
as Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
as Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
as Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
as Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
as Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
as Don Motti
Al Lewis
as Leo Schnauzer
Jeremy Piven
as Herbert Hortz
Barbara Hamilton
as Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
as Boys in Blue Director
Rik Colitti
as Sergeant Abrams
Tone Loc
as Hackman
Coati Mundi
as Mambo Singer
Daniel Dion
as Officer Brown
Michael Ricupero
as Officer Nicholson
Arlene Duncan
as Officer Kagan
Jason Scott
as Officer Simons
Santino Buda
as Officer Rodriguez
Peter Keleghan
as 1st District Attorney
Conrad Coates
as 2nd District Attorney
Terry Howson
as 1st Henchman
Eli Gabay
as 2nd Henchman
Joanna Bacalso
as Beautiful Young Woman
Maria Diaz
as E.D.N.A.
Claude Salvas
as Animal Rights Activist
Brian Chambers
as Delivery Boy
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Pirogi
Rummy Bishop
as Hotel Clerk
Von Flores
as Mr. Kim
Michelyn Emelle
as Mrs. Robb
Gina Vasic
as Mrs. Manicotti
Benjamin Barrett
as Kid with Beanie
Lee Arenberg
as Ivan the Architect
Faye Wayne
as Spitting Lady
Diane Fabian
as Pie Lady
Dan Gallagher
as EDNA Technician
Floyd Flex
as Rap Fellow
Phil Jarrett
as FBI Plain Clothesman
Tex Konig
as Construction Worker
Devon Martin
as Rap Fellow
Mojo Nixon
as Sidewalk Preacher
Sandi Stahlbrand
as Officer Executive
Peter Silverman
as Newscaster
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All Critics (16) | Top Critics (6)

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

October 13, 2015 | Rating: 0/4 | Full Review…
Chicago Tribune
Top Critic

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

October 13, 2015 | Full Review…
Los Angeles Times
Top Critic

This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.

September 7, 2011 | Rating: D- | Full Review…
Entertainment Weekly
Top Critic

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

May 13, 2008 | Full Review…
Variety
Top Critic

Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

May 20, 2003
New York Times
Top Critic

A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.

January 1, 2000 | Full Review…
Washington Post
Top Critic

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I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...

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