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If you have any inexplicable desire to see Car 54, take this advice: wait for its imminent release on video, and then consider renting something else instead.
Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.
Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.
This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.
At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.
Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.
Quite simply, it isn't very funny.
All concerned should be run-in.
Take this film's badge and retire it from the force -- pleeaase!
A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.
I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...
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