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  • Jonathan: Alright, where the fuck is my shoehorn? This place is a mess! There's not any food in the house, half the time you look like you fell out of bed! You spend more time in bed than any other human being past the age of 6 months than I ever heard of!
    Bobbie: The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life!

  • Jonathan: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?
    Jonathan: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?
    Sandy: : Looks aren't everything, you know.
    Sandy: Looks aren't everything, you know.
    Jonathan: answers: Believe me, looks are everything.
    Jonathan: Believe me, looks are everything.
    Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
    Jonathan: Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me.
    Jonathan: What are you crying for? It wasn't a Lassie story.
    Jonathan: Sandy, do you wanna get laid?
    Sandy: answers: please.
    Sandy: Please.

  • Jonathan: "Don't tell me what I can or can't do. You're so well off?"
    Jonathan: Don't tell me what I can or can't do. You're so well off?

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