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  • Mater: What'd you think? I just snuck in here when no one was looking and pretended to be your waiter just so I could hang out with you?
    ‐ Submitted by Fantasy F (15 months ago)

  • Mater: I'm not a spy!
    ‐ Submitted by Jarrod P (3 years ago)

  • Finn McMissile: I'm looking for a car.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew R (3 years ago)

  • Mater: Whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew G (3 years ago)

  • Mater: Stay away from me!
    ‐ Submitted by Bobby K (3 years ago)

  • Holly Shiftwell: A good agent gets what he can, then gets out before he's killed.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria R (3 years ago)

  • Finn McMissile: Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater.
    ‐ Submitted by Maria R (3 years ago)

  • Finn McMissile: No one realized they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool, Brilliant!
    ‐ Submitted by Maria R (3 years ago)

  • Mater: Wait a minute, I didn't screw you up, did I?
    Lightning McQueen: I lost the race because of you!
    ‐ Submitted by jon m (3 years ago)

  • Francesco Bernoulli: [shows bumper sticker] It says 'Ciao, McQueen.'
    Lightning McQueen: Oh, ho, ho. Cute... You have one made for all the other racers too?
    Francesco Bernoulli: No, just-a you.
    Lightning McQueen: Oh, that's great. [to himself] I am SO getting beat today.
    ‐ Submitted by Kitty K (3 years ago)

  • Mater: Don't eat the free pistachio ice cream.
    ‐ Submitted by Halley M (4 years ago)

  • Mater: You guys know I'm just a tow truck.
    Finn McMissile: [to Holley] It's his cover. [to Mater] Right! And I'm in the import-export business!
    Mater: Wait. What?
    ‐ Submitted by Declan R (4 years ago)

  • Mater: Hey! You're doin' good! You got all the leaves!
    ‐ Submitted by Vaneay C (4 years ago)

  • Mater: Yeah, that Italian folk you got on there can't talk that way about Lightnin McQueen. He's the bestest racecar in the world.
    Francesco Bernoulli: If he is, say, the 'bestest racecar in the world, then why must he rest, eh?
    ‐ Submitted by Vaneay C (4 years ago)

  • Mater: An idiot? Is that how you see me?
    Finn McMissile: That's how everyone sees you. That's the genius of it. Nobody realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing AT the fool.
    ‐ Submitted by Vaneay C (4 years ago)

  • Finn McMissile: Wow! What a way to start the day! Nothing gets you more alive then being so close to death.
    ‐ Submitted by Declan R (4 years ago)

  • Grem: Instead of going 'Ka-chow', he's gonna go KA-BOOM!
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan J (4 years ago)

  • Mater: Like a good neighbor, Mater is there!
    ‐ Submitted by Nathan J (4 years ago)

  • Francesco Bernoulli: Not so fast, Lightning McQueen!
    Lightning McQueen: 'Not so fast,' is that like your new motto?
    ‐ Submitted by Diego T (4 years ago)

  • Mater: McQueen meet the queen, queen meet McQueen!
    ‐ Submitted by Skye B (4 years ago)

  • Finn McMissile: You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed!
    ‐ Submitted by David L (4 years ago)

  • Francesco Bernoulli: Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed! 'Francesco... he's triple speed!' Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!
    ‐ Submitted by Sydney S (4 years ago)

  • Finn McMissle: Finn McMissle, British intelligence.
    Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
    ‐ Submitted by Brian T (4 years ago)

  • Lightning McQueen: How would you like to come see the world with me?
    Mater: You mean it?!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

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