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  • Mater: What'd you think? I just snuck in here when no one was looking and pretended to be your waiter just so I could hang out with you?


  • Mater: I'm Not A Spy!
    Mater: I'm not a spy!


  • Finn McMissile: I'm looking for a car.


  • Mater: Whatever you do, do not eat the free pistachio ice cream!


  • Mater: NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME
    Mater: Stay away from me!


  • Holly Shiftwell: " A good agent always get what's he can and get out before he got killed"
    Holly Shiftwell: A good agent always get what's he can and get out before he got killed.
    Holly Shiftwell: A good agent gets what he can, then gets out before he's killed.
    Holly Shiftwell: Finn McMissile: Calculate the fastest way to... Holley Shiftwell: [Wings suddenly stick out of her] Got it! Finn McMissile: Oh, Ms. Shiftwell... Holley Shiftwell: They're standard issue now. Finn McMissile: You kids get all the good hardware


  • Finn McMissile: â??Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater.â?? -
    Finn McMissile: Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater.
    Finn McMissile: Finn McMissile: I haven't properly introduced myself,Finn McMissile, British intelligence. Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
    Finn McMissile: Finn: Changed of plan, you're meeting the American. Holley: What? Me? Finn: Those thugs Down there run the oil platform, If they see me the whole mission will be compromise Holley: No, No I'm technical you see. I'm in diagnostic. I'm not a field agent. Finn: you're now


  • Finn McMissile: Acer: "Finn McMissile? But you're dead!" Finn: "Then this shouldn't hurt at all!"
    Finn McMissile: No one realized they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool, Brilliant!
    Finn McMissile: "No one realized they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool, Brilliant!"
    Finn McMissile: Finn: Changed of plan, you're meeting the American. Holley: What? Me? Finn: Those thugs Down there run the oil platform, If they see me the whole mission will be compromise Holley: No, No I'm technical you see. I'm in diagnostic. I'm not a field agent. Finn: you're now
    Finn McMissile: Holley Shiftwell: Hello Finn Mcmissile: Hello Holley Shiftwell: " A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no radiator..." Finn Mcmissile: "That's because it's air-cooled." Holley Shiftwell: Good, Good, I'm agent shiftwell, Holley Shiftwell.
    Finn McMissile: â??Friendships can be dangerous in our line of work, Mater.â?? -


  • Mater: Wait a minute, i didn't screw you up, did I?
    Mater: Wait a minute, I didn't screw you up, did I?
    Lightning McQueen: I lost the race because of you!


  • Francesco Bernoulli: (shows bumper sticker) It says "Ciao, McQueen."
    Francesco Bernoulli: [shows bumper sticker] It says 'Ciao, McQueen.'
    Lightning McQueen: Oh, ho, ho. Cute... You have one made for all the other racers too?
    Francesco Bernoulli: No, just-a you.
    Lightning McQueen: Oh, that's great. (to himself) I am SO getting beat today.
    Lightning McQueen: Oh, that's great. [to himself] I am SO getting beat today.


  • Mater: "Don't eat the free pistachio ice cream."
    Mater: Don't eat the free pistachio ice cream.


  • Mater: You guys know I'm just a tow truck.
    Finn McMissile: [to Holley] It's his cover. [To Mater] Right! And I'm in the import-export business!
    Finn McMissile: [to Holley] It's his cover. [to Mater] Right! And I'm in the import-export business!
    Mater: Wait. What?


  • Mater: Hey! You're doin' good! You got all the leaves!


  • Mater: Yeah, that Italian folk you got on there can't talk that way about Lightnin McQueen. He's the bestest racecar in the world.
    Francesco Bernoulli: If he is, say, the 'bestest racecar in the world,' then why must he rest, eh?
    Francesco Bernoulli: If he is, say, the 'bestest racecar in the world, then why must he rest, eh?


  • Mater: An idiot? Is that how you see me?
    Finn McMissile: That's how everyone sees you. That's the genius of it. Nobody realizes they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing AT the fool.


  • Finn McMissile: Wow! What a way to start the day! Nothing gets you more alive then being so close to death.


  • Grem: Instead of going "Ka-chow", he's gonna go KA-BOOM!
    Grem: Instead of going 'Ka-chow', he's gonna go KA-BOOM!


  • Mater: Like a good neighbor, Mater is there!


  • Francesco Bernoulli: Not so fast, Lightning McQueen!
    Lightning McQueen: "Not so fast," is that like your new motto?
    Lightning McQueen: 'Not so fast,' is that like your new motto?


  • Mater: McQueen meet the queen, queen meet McQueen!


  • Finn McMissile: Francesco is triple speed
    Finn McMissile: You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed!


  • Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco is TRIPLE SPEED!
    Francesco Bernoulli: Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed! 'Francesco... he's triple speed!' Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!


  • Finn McMissle: These Americans are clearly master spys.
    Mater: WHO HAH HOOO HAHH!!
    Mater: WHO HAH HOOO HAHH!
    Holly Shiftwell: Oh,you've got to be joking.
    Holly Shiftwell: Oh, you've got to be joking.


  • Finn McMissle: Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
    Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.


  • Finn McMissle: Finn McMissle, British intelligence.
    Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.


  • Lightning McQueen: How would you like to come see the world with me?
    Mater: You mean it?!


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