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Casino Royale Quotes

  • James Bond: I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.


  • Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.
    James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.


  • James Bond: Don't worry your not my type.
    James Bond: Don't worry you're not my type.
    Vesper Lynd: Smart?
    James Bond: Single.


  • James Bond: How about a drink at my place?
    Solange: That would really send him over the edge. I'm afraid I'm not that cruel.
    James Bond: Or perhaps you're just out of practice


  • James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!


  • M: Christ, I miss the Cold War!


  • Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you haven't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
    James Bond: If you'd just been born, wouldn't you be naked?
    Vesper Lynd: You have me there. You can have me anywhere.
    James Bond: I can?
    Vesper Lynd: Yeah. Here or there. Anywhere you like.


  • Vesper Lynd: You know James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met.
    James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.
    Vesper Lynd: I have no idea.
    James Bond: But you're aching to find out.


  • James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?


  • Vesper Lynd: You think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits. So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
    James Bond: You noticed.
    Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination.


  • Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there, are you? You've got your armor back on, that's that.
    James Bond: I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours.


  • James Bond: You know, I think a celebration is in order.
    Vesper Lynd: You were almost dead an hour ago...
    James Bond: [looks at her] C'mon, I'm famished.


  • M: God, I miss the Cold War.


  • James Bond: James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman
    James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.


  • Vesper Lynd: i'm the money
    Vesper Lynd: [introducing herself to Bond] I'm the money.
    James Bond: every penny of it
    James Bond: Every penny of it.


  • James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?


  • Le Chiffre: "Cause even after I slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open armsâ?¦ because they need what I know."
    Le Chiffre: Cause even after I slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open arms because they need what I know.


  • Gettler: Get back! I'll kill her!
    James Bond: Allow me.


  • Le Chiffre: "You must have thought I was bluffing Mr. Bond."
    Le Chiffre: You must have thought I was bluffing Mr. Bond.


  • Vesper Lynd: "There's not enough room in this elevator for me and your ego."
    Vesper Lynd: There's not enough room in this elevator for me and your ego.


  • Mr. White: "You asked for the introduction, that's all my organization is willing to guarantee."
    Mr. White: You asked for the introduction, that's all my organization is willing to guarantee.


  • James Bond: M really doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side, Dryden. She'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets.
    Dryden: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man Bond. If M was so sure I was bent...she'd have sent a Double-O. Benefits of being Section Chief...I would know of anyone being promoted to Double-O status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills...and it takes-
    James Bond: -two. (flashback of Bond fighting Dryden's contact in a bathroom.)
    James Bond: Two. [flashback of Bond fighting Dryden's contact in a bathroom]
    Dryden: (whips out gun from the desk he is sitting at , aiming it directly at Bond.) Shame...we barely got to know each other. (Dryden pulls the trigger, but a small click is heard and nothing happens.)
    Dryden: [whips out gun from the desk he is sitting at , aiming it directly at Bond] Shame...we barely got to know each other. [Dryden pulls the trigger, but a small click is heard and nothing happens]
    James Bond: (holds up magazine) I know where you keep your gun. Suppose that's something.
    James Bond: [holds up magazine] I know where you keep your gun. Suppose that's something.


  • Mr. White: Who is this? *shot in leg* AAAGH!
    James Bond: *descends stair case, turning off phone* The name's Bond *looks at White* James Bond.


  • James Bond: Vodka-Martini.
    Bartender: Shaken or Stirred?
    James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?


  • M: You've got a bloody cheek!
    James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera first next time
    M: Or yourself. You stormed into an Embassy. You violated the only absolutely inviolate rule of international relations, and why? So you could kill a nobody. We wanted to question him, not to kill him! For God's sake! You're supposed to display some kind of judgement.
    James Bond: I did. I thought one less bomb maker in the world would be a good thing.
    M: Exactly. One bomb maker. We're trying to figure out how an entire network of terrorist groups is financed and you give us one bomb maker. Hardly the big picture, wouldn't you say? The man isn't even a true believer. He's a gun for hire. And thanks to your overtly developed trigger finger, we have no idea who hired him or why. And how the hell did you find out where I live?!
    James Bond: The same way I found out your name. I thought "M" was randomly assigned. I had no idea it stood for-
    M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed. I knew it was too early to promote you
    James Bond: Well, I understand double-0s have a very short life-expectancy. so your mistake will be short-lived.
    M: Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, .but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand
    James Bond: So you want me to be half monk, half hit-man?
    M: I have to know I can trust you, and that you know who to trust. And since I don't know that, I need you out of my sight. Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere...and think about your future.Because these bastards want your head. And I'm seriously considering feeding you to them. And Bond......don't ever break into my house again.
    James Bond: Ma'am.


  • Vesper Lynd: You love me?
    James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.


  • Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
    James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
    Vesper Lynd: Smart?
    James Bond: Single
    James Bond: Single.


  • Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.
    James Bond: Every penny of it.


  • James Bond: I have a dinner jacket.
    Vesper Lynd: There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table.
    James Bond: How?... It's tailored.
    Vesper Lynd: I sized you up the moment we met.


  • James Bond: The name is Bond, James Bond.


  • James Bond: The name is Bond. James Bond.


  • Vesper Lynd: So, as charming as you are Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
    James Bond: You noticed?


  • James Bond: Oh I'm sorry, that last hand nearly killed me.


  • James Bond: I won't consider myself being in trouble until I start weeping blood.
    James Bond: I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.


  • M: M: Go and stick your head in the sand and think about your future.
    M: Go and stick your head in the sand and think about your future.


  • James Bond: The job's done and the bitch is dead.


  • James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!


  • Vesper Lynd: It doesn't bother you? Killing all those people?
    James Bond: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.


  • James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
    M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.


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