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Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat Quotes

  • Sally Walden: Stop! That's mom's dress!
    The Cat in the Hat: This filthy thing?
    Sally Walden: She was going to wear that tonight and you ruined it!
    The Cat in the Hat: Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.


  • The Cat in the Hat: (Cat chops his tail)
    The Cat in the Hat: [cat chops his tail]
    Sally Walden: Um, Cat. Your tail!
    The Cat in the Hat: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... (it goes to the technical difficulties screen)
    The Cat in the Hat: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. Well that's interesting because... Son of a bi... [it goes to the technical difficulties screen]


  • The Cat in the Hat: The name S.L.O.W is better than the last name we had. Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.
    Conrad Walden: Oh! You mean...
    The Cat in the Hat: Doh! Quick to the Slow!


  • Fish: Aah!
    The Cat in the Hat: *flush fish in toilet*
    Fish: *escape sewers and toilet* Water... water... *death*


  • The Cat in the Hat: Who's this?
    Sally Walden: That's our babysitter.
    The Cat in the Hat: So wait, you mean that you pay this woman to sit on babies? Well that's disgusting!


  • The Cat in the Hat: I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all of the obvious questions!
    The Cat in the Hat: I'm your host, the guy in the sweaterwho asks all the obvious questions.


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