Cats Reviews

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January 23, 2020
You can't believe what you're looking at because it's so hideous to behold.
January 17, 2020
A feast for the senses!
January 15, 2020
Seeing Jennifer Hudson's snot continue to glisten over her lips, refusing to be wiped away, made me Google, "Can you lose an Oscar?"
January 14, 2020
The best thing here is that it's at least under two hours. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 14, 2020
The film is a triple-decker weirdburger from the twitching ears to the too-long tails that make the ensemble look like lemurs.
January 13, 2020
I struggled throughout the movie to not fall asleep. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 9, 2020
Cats' main sin... is that it is boring. [Full review in Spanish]
January 9, 2020
The CGI turns the kitsch of the original work into something more disturbing than entertaining. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 8, 2020
In The End: Cats is a CG horror of weird cat mutants dancing and singing nonsense in weird people-sized settings with no people. Run away.
January 7, 2020
As the minutes tick by clocking in almost two hours, Cats comes off as a mix of bizarre and boring.
January 6, 2020
Might as well have not existed, as far as I'm concerned. Does this movie have any redeeming qualities?
January 6, 2020
Just bad, a new rating...Tom Hooper was up for thirty-six hours straight, which means he was just losing his mind...too far gone...
January 6, 2020
After an hour of Cats I began to suspect the popcorn they fed us had been laced with a psychotropic drug.
January 6, 2020
What should be a delightfully quirky romp quickly turns into a nightmarish fever dream instead. The CGI descends to the depths of the uncanny valley.
January 4, 2020
A feverish and cacophonic dream that intermittently licks your senses but it always scratches your brain. [Full review in Spanish]
January 3, 2020
Brilliant music, well-choreographed songs and good production value couldn't save this one from sinking.
January 3, 2020
However amazing the trickery may be... the characters fall awkwardly into the crack between animal and human, and the plot, which requires them to sing and dance in competition with one another, is scarcely more convincing.
January 3, 2020
In it, Ian McKellan (winner of 6 Laurence Olivier Awards, a Tony, a Golden Globe, a SAG Award, 4 Drama Desks, and 2 Critics' Choice Awards, a two-time Oscar and four-time BAFTA nominee) says the words 'meow, meow', while licking the back of his hand.
January 2, 2020
Sometimes a movie struts its awfulness with such glee that it almost becomes an enjoyably sadistic pleasure rather than a chore to watch.
January 2, 2020
Cats absolutely does commit to every choice it made. I would like to respect it for that, but the choices were bad.
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