Cats Reviews

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April 23, 2020
A film that seeks to inspire our loathing for nearly every frame it sits on the screen, and that is before we even attempt to decipher the mediocrity that is the music or the nonexistence of the story.
April 14, 2020
Hooper's ill-advised creative decision of making them as human as possible, except with the face and body of a cat sure gives me the creeps.
April 13, 2020
Here we get a deadening and earthbound Rebel Wilson as Jennyanydots, a comic turn that, nonetheless, calls for movement. And Mr. Mistoffelees' magic becomes a matter of special effects, not sublime dance moves.
April 8, 2020
A baffling, visually jarring movie experience.
March 31, 2020
A money pit of terrible ideas executed terribly, Cats stands as a monument to ineptitude and unimaginativeness. Everything looks disturbingly wrong from the very first frame right through to the very last.
March 22, 2020
You'd think you couldn't make a scene like 'WereCat Taylor Swift literally drugs a roomful of other cat-persons into a horny psychedlic frenzy for her suggestive burlesque number' inert and bland... but they found a way.
February 16, 2020
Purr-fectly dreadful.
February 12, 2020
What sort of fur is it? It's like cannibalism.
February 12, 2020
The movie was garbage.
February 12, 2020
The worst movie I have seen in my lifetime...the movie is oddly over-sexualized and the music is not moving...what was going on?
January 23, 2020
You can't believe what you're looking at because it's so hideous to behold.
January 17, 2020
A feast for the senses!
January 15, 2020
Seeing Jennifer Hudson's snot continue to glisten over her lips, refusing to be wiped away, made me Google, "Can you lose an Oscar?"
January 14, 2020
The best thing here is that it's at least under two hours. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 14, 2020
The film is a triple-decker weirdburger from the twitching ears to the too-long tails that make the ensemble look like lemurs.
January 13, 2020
I struggled throughout the movie to not fall asleep. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 9, 2020
Cats' main sin... is that it is boring. [Full review in Spanish]
January 9, 2020
The CGI turns the kitsch of the original work into something more disturbing than entertaining. [Full Review in Spanish]
January 8, 2020
In The End: Cats is a CG horror of weird cat mutants dancing and singing nonsense in weird people-sized settings with no people. Run away.
January 7, 2020
As the minutes tick by clocking in almost two hours, Cats comes off as a mix of bizarre and boring.
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