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Celeste and Jesse Forever Quotes

  • Paul: No one has ever given a more self-righteous monolog wearing a trash bag.
    Paul: No one has ever given a more self-righteous, monolog wearing a trash bag.


  • Celeste: Riley Banks...I don't understand. She's like a vagina and a hairdo.


  • Celeste: The more we consume crap, the more we want crap.


  • Skillz: Skillz: "If you ever need like someone to be with you and hold you and caress you, I think I could be that guy."
    Skillz: If you ever need like someone to be with you and hold you and caress you, I think I could be that guy.
    Celeste: "No."
    Celeste: No.
    Skillz: "Good, good."
    Skillz: Good, good.


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