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February 28, 2017
What I wanted from Cheerleader Massacre was T&A, laughs and thrills. What I got from Cheerleader Massacre was plenty of T&A, very few laughs and even less trills. It works best when it resembles soft-core porn, but completely fails to generate any sort of suspense and is unable to render consistent guilty laughs.
½ November 11, 2016
Super cheap pseudo sequel to slumber party massacre. With b movie icon Jim Wynorski at the helm there's a loving, gleeful stupidity that helps elevate it above a lot of the other attempts to recreate the magic of 80's crap, but given that it looks and feels like a porn movie without the sex, I can't recommend it.
July 29, 2016
Plenty of nudity but no gore and no fun make Cheerleader Massacre a snooze-fest.
January 26, 2015
I just want to see the movie
½ December 24, 2014
Cheerleader Massacre is a really bad film. It's a lousy exercise in filmmaking without the sleaziness to become a guilty pleasure. It is around 70 minutes which was too much to endure. This is the kind of the movie that makes me say even I could have made a better film! It would have been tolerable to watch if they guys even tried to make a film! This has been billed as Slumber Party Massacre 4 even though there is little connection whatsoever aside from it being crap.
October 4, 2013
Terrible. Just fucking awful.
½ August 1, 2013
Very amateurish T&A horror. A terrible story with awful dialogue delivered by terrible actors with almost no cinematic production values. About the only thing going for it is the young, attractive, largely undressed cast and even that is barely enough to keep your eyes on screen. The enjoyment value of the film is inversely proportionate to the cast's collective cup size.
½ July 14, 2013
Terrible but fun to make of
½ January 22, 2013
While the added nudity is nice, Jim Wynorski set out here to make a slasher film. Except it isn't much of one. Not that terrible, but could've been better given the good looking talent.
December 26, 2012
Pretty horrible quality. The death scenes were almost as bad as the acting. Plenty of non-acting "talent" however...
½ October 27, 2012
A cheerleading team gets stranded where an escaped killer is on the loose in the wilderness. Liked this better the second time. The story isn't great but cheerleader coach Tamie Sheffield is a treat to watch. I only wish Melissa Brasselle had a bigger role.
Super Reviewer
½ October 8, 2012
You hear about movies this bad, but rarely do you get an opportunity to actually see one. Cheerleader Massacre is beyond low-budget horror, there's virtually no production value and the "acting" isn't even up to the standards of a used car commercial. This abomination isn't worthy of being called a movie, let alone worth watching.
September 11, 2012
Yet another recycled piece of footage from Slumber Party Massacre appears in this film... Okay, it was badly acted and peculiarly written... But when you change your mind midway who the main villain of the film will be and then forget about the original you have a problem! Overall, its watchable but equally as laughable throughout its run...
Super Reviewer
August 2, 2012
Really terrible. Avoid even if you're a fan of sorts of Jim Wynorski, he's never been effective directing horror and this "effort" is among the worst. Rife with continuity errors, builds zero tension, incredibly lame killer (or I should say killers), virtually goreless, and only one memorable splash of T&A, the adorably bratty Charity Rahmer getting giggly in the shower. Gotta hand it to Cheerleader Massacre in one respect, it reels off a murder (1:30), nudity (3:00), and a shower scene (5:20) all before you've cracked open your box of Milk Duds. Unfortunately then it says, "Oh shit, what do I do for the next 75 minutes??"
½ February 1, 2012
Same creaters as Slumber Party Massacre so you know this film is a cheap porn slasher with some good kills & an 80's charm to it!
½ January 3, 2012
A cheerleading team gets stranded where an escaped killer is on the loose in the wilderness. Liked this better the second time. The story isn't great but cheerleader coach Tamie Sheffield is a treat to watch. I only wish Melissa Brasselle had a bigger role.
½ December 15, 2011
Wanted this to be awesome. It wasn't.
½ November 11, 2011
man. this movie doesn't even deserve a half a star. i blame Honney for this one. it was her idea to rent it, even though every time we saw it we made fun of it.
unneeded shower scenes.
but when they open the door and it's one of the two guys with his head cut off and blood spurtting out of it, that was worth seeing. so bad.
October 11, 2011
There are bad flicks, there are flicks so bad that they're good, and there are flicks that are so bad they make you rip your eyes out of their sockets while you pound your head against a wall until it bleeds because you can't stand it anymore.
This movie, is very close to the third option. With bad acting, bad sets, bad script, bad continuity, bad kills, bad sex, bad directing, bad editing, and anything else that could be bad, you'd almost think it would fall into the SOBIG category. .. but it doesn't.
Sure there is a decent amount of nudity but if you're going to tell us these characters are in highschool, don't cast 25-30 year olds.
Had this film actually had some good kills with plenty of gore and red stuff flowing, it would be entertaining... but it doesn't. It's just a bad film.
In fact, the best things about this film are the flashback sequences which are from other films including the best part which was from the Slumber Party Massacre film.
Avoid it if you can...
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