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  • Roxie Hart: Forget it. It'll never work.
    Velma Kelly: Why not?
    Roxie Hart: 'Cause I hate you.
    Velma Kelly: There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.....[She raises her eyebrow, grins slyly and Roxie turned around and change her sad mood into a glad condition.]
    Velma Kelly: There's only one business in the world where that's no problem at all.


  • Velma Kelly: We can make a couple hundred a week. Think about it, Roxie. Our faces back in the papers, our names on the marquee.Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart.
    Roxie Hart: Shouldn't it be alphabetical?
    Velma Kelly: That could work.
    Roxie Hart: A couple hundred? Maybe we could ask for a thousand.
    Velma Kelly: We're worth it...
    Velma Kelly: We're worth it.


  • Billy Flynn: I don't like to blow my own horn, but believe me if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today and if he had five thousand dollars and he'd come to me, lets just say things would have turned out differently.


  • Velma Kelly: The spread eagle...


  • Billy Flynn: Good night and God save Illinois.


  • Billy Flynn: It's all a circus. A three ring circus.This trial... the whole world... it's all... show business. But Kid.... You are working with a star
    Billy Flynn: It's all a circus. A three ring circus.This trial... the whole world... it's all... show business. But Kid.... You are working with a star.


  • Amos Hart: I'm down at the garage working 14 hours a day, and she's up here munching on bonbons and tramping around like some goddamn floozy!


  • Velma Kelly: Me and Roxie, We just like to say thank you!!!
    Velma Kelly: Me and Roxie, We just like to say thank you!
    Roxie Hart: Thank you!!! Believe us we could not have done it,...without you!!!
    Roxie Hart: Thank you! Believe us we could not have done it, without you!


  • Roxie Hart: Baby what baby? oh!.. Jesus...
    Roxie Hart: Baby what baby? Oh!.. Jesus...


  • Velma Kelly: First of all i'd like to point out the qoute about being burgled was said by roxie hart.... Person: DO you swear to tell the whole truth nothing but the truth so help you god Velma: and then some
    Roxie Hart: You want some advice, well here's a piece of advice from me to you, lay, to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?


  • Matron Mama Morton: I'd like to be your friend, if you let me. So if there's something that upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way, don't shoot your fat ass mouth off to me, 'cause I don't give a shit. Now move it out!


  • Velma Kelly: He was trying to burgle me.
    Roxie Hart: He was trying to burgle me.
    Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.
    Martin Harrison: From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month.


  • Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: This is hanging case, and we're ready to go to in front of the jury tomorrow.
    Roxie Hart: Wha-Wha-What do you mean hanging?
    Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: You're not so tough now, are you?
    Velma Kelly: What do ya mean hanging?


  • Velma Kelly: Well of course, I'm not a complete idiot.
    Velma Kelly: Why, sure. I'm not a complete idiot.


  • Amos Hart: Hey, Roxie! Roxie! It's me, daddy!
    Amos Hart: Roxie, honey! It's me, it's daddy!


  • Roxie Hart: Don't you wanna take my picture?


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