Christina's House (2000)
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Scream and yell all you want, honey. This movie's a loser.
Just another Scream copycat
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I caught this film in its final act and it did not take too long to figure out what I would have given Christina's House. CH is a poor exercise in s post-slash films and clone to Scream and the weaker I know what You Did Last Summer. Here is a film where cast is woefully inept in acting and interest. How inept are they? There are number of scenes where characters cannot even open the door! Other characters spew lines without any real emotion to compel the slightest viewer. Not even the killer is at all interesting or creepy. C-House needs to be foreclosed.
This movie was badly acted, horribly dialoged, sadly un-witty, predictibly plotted, with a stupid storyline, and absolutely NO scare factor. Did I leave anything out? Actually, I think not. Basically everything this movie tried so hard to do (and you can tell they were REALLY trying) just falls completely on it's face, that's not to say it's worthless though. If you are like me and enjoy every once in a while watching a horrible movie just to laugh at it and wonder how the heck it got made, you would be hard pressed to find a movie worse than "Christina's House". So enjoy the horror... bly done movie.
It's starts of kinda ok...then it gets kinda bad...then it just gives up. The who-dunit is pretty lame seeing as though you figure it out 20 minutes in. Nothing to see here.
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