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  • Andrew Detmer: I could crush you.


  • Andrew Detmer: I'm stonger than this.


  • Andrew Detmer: A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. You do not feel guilty when you squash an ant beneath your feet. And I think that means something.


  • Richard Detmer: Basically, human beings have to recognize themselves as beings of pure will.


  • Andrew Detmer: What does "altruism" mean, Matt?
    Andrew Detmer: What does 'altruism' mean, Matt?
    Matt Garetty: It's like wanting to make things better for everyone.


  • Steve Montgomery: I'm not good at everything. I just do my best at everything.


  • Matt Garetty: Andrew, this is not a game, do you understand? You're hurting people!
    Andrew Detmer: You're weak, Matt! You're all weak. I'm stronger than all of this!


  • Andrew Detmer: I am the Apex Predator.


  • Steve Montgomery: I'm gonna get a brick through my window. I am legitimately scared. I have an election coming up and I don't have time for this.
    Matt Garetty: Dude, why are you asking us for advice on girls?
    Andrew Detmer: Because, we're his mistress.


  • Andrew Detmer: Wow, look! A rave!
    Matt Garetty: Oh wow, look! A nerd with a camera!


  • Matt Garetty: "Hubris is the beginning of your downfall"
    Matt Garetty: Hubris is the beginning of your downfall.


  • Steve Montgomery: Stay in school, kid!


  • Matt Garetty: Don't fart, or we'll never see you again!


  • Steve Montgomery: How are you guys so cool? I mean seriously how are you so cool?
    Matt Garetty: Liquid nitrogen! :D
    Matt Garetty: Liquid nitrogen!


  • Steve Montgomery: "I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car?" Ignore us. We're just... Mormons.
    Steve Montgomery: I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car? Ignore us. We're just... Mormons.


  • Andrew Detmer: "There's nothing stopping us."
    Andrew Detmer: There's nothing stopping us.


  • Andrew Detmer: I am the Apex Predator.


  • Andrew Detmer: I am stronger than both of you!
    Andrew Detmer: I am stronger than you!
    Andrew Detmer: I'm stronger than you!


  • Matt Garetty: It's like a muscle...we're getting stronger.


  • Andrew Detmer: I've been doing a lot of reading, you know? Like, online about, like, just evolution and natural selection and how like there's this thing, right? It's called the apex predator, right? And basically what this is, is the strongest animal in the ecosystem, right? And as human beings, we're considered the apex predator but only because smaller animals can't feed on us because of weapons and stuff, right? A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly... and I think that means something. I just think that really means something.


  • Matt Garetty: There's something wrong with Andrew.


  • Matt Garetty: Andrew, don't fart; we'll never find you again!


  • Steve Montgomery: You do know there's a bunch of girls in their.. and your out here sitting by a tree.
    Steve Montgomery: You do know there's a bunch of girls in there.. and you're out here sitting by a tree.
    Andrew Detmer: Im just really picky..
    Andrew Detmer: I'm just really picky..


  • Matt Garetty: [jumps in to the crater]
    Andrew Detmer: Matt, come on your my ride home!


  • Andrew Detmer: Leave me alone!
    Steve Montgomery: AGHhhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • Steve Montgomery: Oh, uh, don't mind us, we're just...Mormons
    Steve Montgomery: Oh, uh, don't mind us, we're just.. Mormons.


  • Andrew Detmer: Matt! What are you doing? You're my ride home!


  • Steve Montgomery: Yes, it was the black guy this time


  • Andrew Detmer: I am an Apex Predator...


  • Andrew Detmer: You don't pay for public school, you idiot! (and for the record some of the quotes below are with the wrong character).
    Andrew Detmer: You don't pay for public school, you idiot!


  • Steve Montgomery: I'm having a face period.


  • Steve Montgomery: (As a stuffed animal) "A girl what you looking at? Stay in school."
    Steve Montgomery: [as a stuffed animal] A girl what you looking at? Stay in school.


  • Andrew Detmer: Hey Matt, What did Jung say about glowsticks?


  • Andrew Detmer: I am an Apex Predator. Does the lion feel bad killing the gazelle? Do people feel remorse when they kill a fly?


  • Richard Detmer: What did say to me?!


  • Andrew Detmer: I'm an apex predator.


  • Richard Detmer: She's just lookin' at it!


  • Andrew Detmer: I'm stronger than both of you!


  • Andrew Detmer: Dont tell me what to do!


  • Andrew Detmer: Don't worry about Andrew....


  • Richard Detmer: Listen to me, we can't screw around with this it's too dangerous. Andrew, this is not a game!


  • Richard Detmer: I'm worried about Andrew
    Richard Detmer: I'm worried about Andrew.


  • Steve Montgomery: Yes, it WAS the black guy this time.
    Steve Montgomery: Yes, it was the black guy this time...


  • Matt Garetty: If you did that you know what we'd have to do.
    Andrew Detmer: What? What would you do?


  • Steve Montgomery: Why are we running?


  • Matt Garetty: Give me a count down.
    Andrew Detmer: I will, I promise...


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