Clerks II Quotes
Elias: Hey Randal, One ring to rule them all.Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.
Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business, dude.Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: [to Dante] You're my best friend, and I love you... In a totally heterosexual way.Jay: [to Silent Bob] Yeah, right.