Clerks II Quotes

  • Elias: Hey Randal, One ring to rule them all.
    Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.

  • Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business, dude.
    Sexy Stud: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.

  • Randal Graves: [to Dante] You're my best friend, and I love you... In a totally heterosexual way.
    Jay: [to Silent Bob] Yeah, right.

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