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Cockneys vs Zombies Reviews

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Heather Wixson
Daily Dead
January 8, 2016
Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Scott Weinberg
August 26, 2015
This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.
Thelma Adams
Yahoo! Movies
October 31, 2013
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
Todd Jorgenson
August 30, 2013
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
Dustin Putman
August 20, 2013
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Brent Simon
August 7, 2013
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
Full Review | Original Score: B-
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
August 2, 2013
Cockneys vs. Zombies quickly overcomes its dull-as-death titling and turns out to be the best zombie yuk-fest since Edgar Wright broke new, unhallowed ground with Shaun of the Dead nearly a decade ago.
Full Review | Original Score: 4.5/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
August 2, 2013
A great and hilarious zombie picture with plenty of in-jokes about zombie lore and the London culture.
Fr. Chris Carpenter
Movie Dearest
August 2, 2013
A horror-comedy hoot a la "Shaun of the Dead" but I actually enjoyed this one a little more. Matthias Hoene directs the knowing, very funny script with aplomb.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
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Kyle Smith
New York Post
August 2, 2013
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
August 1, 2013
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
Read More | Original Score: 3/5
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Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
August 1, 2013
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
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Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News
August 1, 2013
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Nick Schager
The Dissolve
August 1, 2013
Technical proficiency notwithstanding, basic storytelling lapses doom Cockneys Vs. Zombies to the realm of the second-rate and sloppy, all the way to a finale so abrupt and inconclusive, it's as if the filmmakers grew weary of their own undead endeavor.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Brian Orndorf
August 1, 2013
An entertaining romp with nitwits and monsters, keeping to the essentials of makeshift warfare while preserving all the necessary funny business. All that's missing from the effort is a translator for American audiences.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
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Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
July 31, 2013
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Rob Staeger
Village Voice
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
Ed Gonzalez
Slant Magazine
July 26, 2013
Matthias Hoene allows the cockney swears to flow as deliriously as the truly convincing blood splatter, offering a few unexpected gut-busters along the way.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Simon Foster
March 13, 2013
All that Hoene must do is stage his action well (he does), nail the comedic beats (gets it mostly right) and generally bring enough freshness to the endeavour so that detractors don't bleat "It's not as good as Shaun of the Dead" (which it is).
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
February 1, 2013
Stereotype collides with cliché in Cockneys vs. Zombies, but the impact isn't as painful as you might imagine.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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