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Cockneys vs Zombies Reviews

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Heather Wixson
Daily Dead
January 8, 2016
Cockneys vs. Zombies doesn't offer much ingenuity in the zombie subgenre, but it's a rather enjoyable movie if you're looking for foul-mouthed, gun-toting octogenarians battling hordes of the undead with a caper twist thrown in for good measure.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Scott Weinberg
August 26, 2015
This frantic lark is a bit more clever and a lot more amiable than most of what passes for "zom-com" these days.
Thelma Adams
Yahoo! Movies
October 31, 2013
Maybe it's me, but after all the bloated, clanging, FX-driven summer tent poles, I'm partial to a gentle genre horror comedy that has gooey guts - but doesn't throw the heart out with the steaming entrails.
Dustin Putman
August 20, 2013
[Blu-ray Review] Director Matthias Hoene gives the derivative tale a refreshing wit to go along with the flit pacing and imaginative gore.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Brent Simon
August 7, 2013
A satisfying, enormously likable genre cocktail, Cockneys vs. Zombies not only delivers upon its title promise, but does so with wit and fleet-of-foot aplomb.
Full Review | Original Score: B-
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle
August 2, 2013
Cockneys vs. Zombies quickly overcomes its dull-as-death titling and turns out to be the best zombie yuk-fest since Edgar Wright broke new, unhallowed ground with Shaun of the Dead nearly a decade ago.
Full Review | Original Score: 4.5/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
August 2, 2013
A great and hilarious zombie picture with plenty of in-jokes about zombie lore and the London culture.
Fr. Chris Carpenter
Movie Dearest
August 2, 2013
A horror-comedy hoot a la "Shaun of the Dead" but I actually enjoyed this one a little more. Matthias Hoene directs the knowing, very funny script with aplomb.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
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Kyle Smith
New York Post
August 2, 2013
You may protest that this is just a splattery feature-length sketch, and you'd be absolutely right. Why not have a laugh at this absurdly trite concept?
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
August 1, 2013
As subtle as its title, "Cockneys vs. Zombies" is mildly funny and easily likable.
Read More | Original Score: 3/5
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Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic
August 1, 2013
[Hoene] set out to make a funny, fast-moving gross-out zombie flick, nothing beyond that, and he has succeeded with style.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
Brian Orndorf
August 1, 2013
An entertaining romp with nitwits and monsters, keeping to the essentials of makeshift warfare while preserving all the necessary funny business. All that's missing from the effort is a translator for American audiences.
Full Review | Original Score: B+
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Rob Staeger
Village Voice
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
Ed Gonzalez
Slant Magazine
July 26, 2013
Matthias Hoene allows the cockney swears to flow as deliriously as the truly convincing blood splatter, offering a few unexpected gut-busters along the way.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Simon Foster
March 13, 2013
All that Hoene must do is stage his action well (he does), nail the comedic beats (gets it mostly right) and generally bring enough freshness to the endeavour so that detractors don't bleat "It's not as good as Shaun of the Dead" (which it is).
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
February 1, 2013
Stereotype collides with cliché in Cockneys vs. Zombies, but the impact isn't as painful as you might imagine.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Matt Donato
We Got This Covered
January 12, 2013
I can't exactly call Cockneys vs Zombies an instant cult classic, but I'll absolutely call it a cult hit without hesitation.
Full Review | Original Score: 7/10
Brian Holcomb
December 25, 2012
Cockneys Vs. Zombies delivers exactly what is expected of a film called Cockneys Vs. Zombies. This is a farce first, horror film last.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
Sarah Dobbs
SFX Magazine
October 24, 2012
Delivers in every way a zombie movie should: it's fun, tense in all the right places, and very, very gory.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
Matt Looker
September 13, 2012
It's a zom-com mixed with novice gangster antics and "Cor blimey, guv" dialogue, but with gleefully silly gags, over-the-top performances and a neverending stream of zombie killshots, there's just so much fun to be had.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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