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Cockneys vs Zombies Reviews

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August 30, 2012
This subgenre is as tired as a walking corpse - with or without Cockneys.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 30, 2012
Starring famous East End faces, the likes of Alan Ford are meant to bring a grit and X factor to the film but their catchphrases are nothing more than a cliché.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 1, 2013
Technical proficiency notwithstanding, basic storytelling lapses doom Cockneys Vs. Zombies to the realm of the second-rate and sloppy, all the way to a finale so abrupt and inconclusive, it's as if the filmmakers grew weary of their own undead endeavor.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 1, 2013
The oldsters are feisty - a gun-totin' granny is played by Pussy Galore herself, "Goldfinger's" Honor Blackman - but the shtick's as flat as old ale.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 30, 2012
Like Snakes on a Plane, this is a film that seems content to sit back and let the title do all the work - the flat direction does little to imbue the proceedings with any feeling of tension or surprise.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 15, 2012
You couldn't care less about who lives and who dies.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 4, 2012
The script has some very funny moments, and the cast is terrific, but the film is too inconsistent to be a classic
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
September 4, 2012
The genius of Shaun of the Dead haunts this London comedy-horror romp to such a degree that it's almost impossible to enjoy it on its own terms
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
August 30, 2012
Richard Briers, Honor Blackman, Dudley Sutton - what were you or your agents thinking of?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
July 31, 2013
"Cockneys vs. Zombies" might as well be "Babies vs. Zombies" or "Cats vs. Zombies" - strictly for addicts who don't care where their undead fix comes from.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 30, 2013
This low-budget entry doesn't add much to the overpopulated recent roster of zombie flicks
August 29, 2012
With less energy than one of Mother Brown's knees-ups but some genuine laughs and crackpot charm, Cockneys vs Zombies is more missed-opportunity than full-on misfire.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
July 30, 2013
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares.
January 12, 2013
I can't exactly call Cockneys vs Zombies an instant cult classic, but I'll absolutely call it a cult hit without hesitation.
Full Review | Original Score: 7/10
August 31, 2012
Cockneys vs Zombies is the work of a creative team who clearly have a deep reverence towards this type of material, it also has the potential to grow into a future small-screen cult fixture.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
September 13, 2012
It's a zom-com mixed with novice gangster antics and "Cor blimey, guv" dialogue, but with gleefully silly gags, over-the-top performances and a neverending stream of zombie killshots, there's just so much fun to be had.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
August 23, 2012
It might sound like a lazy idea for an iPhone game but a few fresh jokes and lashings of creative gore help it stand out from the shuffling crowd.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
August 23, 2012
A film far better than it has any right to be by title alone.
Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5
October 24, 2012
Delivers in every way a zombie movie should: it's fun, tense in all the right places, and very, very gory.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
August 30, 2012
A satisfying mix of gore and gorblimey charm ...
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
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