Cockneys vs Zombies Reviews
A group of down on their luck friends decides they need to rob a bank to set their fortunes in the right direction. One of the friends recently put his father in a nursing home and the father's adjustment is very interesting. During the heist a zombie outbreak occurs. The gang decides to go rescue the father from the nursing home where they may be able to hold up until things get better.
"If we're gone longer than ten minutes..."
"...then fucking wait longer."
Matthias Hoene, director of the upcoming The Perfect Assassin and Warrior's Gate, delivers Cockneys vs Zombies. The storyline for this picture is a satire of sorts and doesn't take itself seriously. The comedic content and acting is corny.
"I'm going to stick the clapboard so far up your ass you're going to have to stick that pen up your nose to write on it."
When this was added to Netflix I instantly added it to my wish list. I hoped for a decent zombie flick, but solid horror movies are far and few between. Overall, this isn't anything special and has little going for it. I'd skip this.
"There's a dirty, filthy, cummy sock."
"this is the movie you're looking for" :D