Coldblooded Reviews

  • Aug 23, 2020

    Best kept secret ever. I don't want you to kill the President, I just want you yo kill your friend.

    Best kept secret ever. I don't want you to kill the President, I just want you yo kill your friend.

  • Dec 03, 2014

    loved this movie dont really know why everyone elce i watched it with said it wat the worst movie they ever seen. but i enjoyed it!

    loved this movie dont really know why everyone elce i watched it with said it wat the worst movie they ever seen. but i enjoyed it!

  • Dec 30, 2012

    There's some future Wes Anderson-ites at play here. The Wolodarsky script and the Yeoman cinematography give little brush strokes of what we'd see later from Anderson.

    There's some future Wes Anderson-ites at play here. The Wolodarsky script and the Yeoman cinematography give little brush strokes of what we'd see later from Anderson.

  • Mar 09, 2010

    I was really struck by how weird Presley was in this movie. Have to rewatch it to see if it has aged well.

    I was really struck by how weird Presley was in this movie. Have to rewatch it to see if it has aged well.

  • Oct 12, 2009

    it's a dark comedy about a reluctant hitman, cosmo (priestly) is a forrest gump like guy who works as bookie for a crime family and gets moved up to muscle work, turns out he's a natural. the problem with this movie is it's trying too hard to be quirky. and there isn't much depth to the characters either.

    it's a dark comedy about a reluctant hitman, cosmo (priestly) is a forrest gump like guy who works as bookie for a crime family and gets moved up to muscle work, turns out he's a natural. the problem with this movie is it's trying too hard to be quirky. and there isn't much depth to the characters either.

  • Jul 01, 2009

    I didn't want to like this movie but something about Jason Priestly playing a character with no emotion was really believable, and then throw on top of that the akward brutality, it worked out to be a great movie.

    I didn't want to like this movie but something about Jason Priestly playing a character with no emotion was really believable, and then throw on top of that the akward brutality, it worked out to be a great movie.

  • Apr 12, 2009

    muy maton... pero me gusto la peli...

    muy maton... pero me gusto la peli...

  • Dec 07, 2008

    A dark bloody and cheeky comedy. There is no movie like this one.

    A dark bloody and cheeky comedy. There is no movie like this one.

  • Sep 12, 2008

    This one took me by surprise. Priestley in the lead role sounded like total fail to me beforehand, but I have to admit that he pulled it off really well. A very good movie in overall methinks.

    This one took me by surprise. Priestley in the lead role sounded like total fail to me beforehand, but I have to admit that he pulled it off really well. A very good movie in overall methinks.

  • Aug 26, 2008

    Bizarre film with Jason Priestley in an unusual role which makes him even more wooden than usual. Not unwatchable but not really good either.

    Bizarre film with Jason Priestley in an unusual role which makes him even more wooden than usual. Not unwatchable but not really good either.