College Road Trip Reviews
September 5, 2020
On only a single occasion do I recall laughing.
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| Original Score: .5/4.0
November 17, 2011
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| Original Score: 1/5
July 7, 2010
A gag inducing over the top mess of a family film.
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
May 13, 2009
Original Score: 1/5
October 18, 2008
A Disney production that would seemingly be more at home on the Disney Channel than in the local multiplex.
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| Original Score: 1.5/5
October 18, 2008
Martin Lawrence's long, sad devolution from the poor man's young Eddie Murphy to the poor man's late-period Eddie Murphy continues.
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| Original Score: D
October 18, 2008
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| Original Score: C+
October 18, 2008
To put it bluntly, this trip isn't worth taking for the vast majority of movie-goers.
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| Original Score: 2/4
August 22, 2008
There isn't an ounce of real life between here and Somers Town.
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| Original Score: 2/5
August 22, 2008
For horrified parents, Donny Osmond's cameo is - scarily - the sole lifebelt in a truly desperate mess of unamusing plot randomness, which runs from sky-diving to high-IQ pigs.
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| Original Score: 1/5
August 22, 2008
Oh no, it's a Martin Lawrence family comedy, and it's sponsored by Disney. What kind of a sadist put those two together? Come back, Ice Cube, all is forgiven. Actually, please don't.
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| Original Score: 1/5
August 22, 2008
Children might find the slapstick routines amusing, but for older viewers this is a mirthless voyage.
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| Original Score: 2/5
August 22, 2008
Imagine being locked in a car with Charles Manson, Idi Amin and Osama bin Laden. The worst road trip ever? Nope. That honour belongs to Martin Lawrence's latest so-called comedy, which parks itself neatly between the words appalling and god-awful.
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| Original Score: 1/5
August 22, 2008
This is one of those churn-'em-out Disney comedies in which every performer seems to be competing to give the most annoying performance in cinematic history.
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| Original Score: 0/5
August 22, 2008
As expected, his plan unravels within minutes of leaving the driveway.
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| Original Score: 2/5
August 22, 2008
This is a frontrunner for worst film of the year, but a healthy $45m in the US means a sequel is likely - proof that education standards are indeed slipping.
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| Original Score: 2/5
August 22, 2008
Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at a new circle of hell: the one where Martin Lawrence is no longer the most irksome presence in a Martin Lawrence movie.
August 22, 2008
Sentimental and chillingly brain-dead family comedy.
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| Original Score: 1/5
August 22, 2008
Martin Lawrence sits sheepishly low behind the wheel for this meandering drive through comedy hell.
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| Original Score: 1/5
August 22, 2008
Even with a brief running time, 'College Road Trip' is an ordeal that even its target audience will find dispiritingly lame.
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| Original Score: 1/6