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Con Air Quotes

  • Cameron Poe: You don't treat women like that.


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: I am not plausible as a tough guy because I have an effeminate voice.


  • Vince Larkin: When are you going with my plane, Cyrus?
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: We're going to Disney Land.
    Vince Larkin: You're lying, Cyrus.
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: So are you, Vince.
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Ohh.. Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the.. aaiirrplane!!
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Oh. Nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane!


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Do you fly, Johnny?
    Johnny 23: No.
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane.


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a Cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Make a move and the bunny gets it
    Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Make a move and the bunny gets it.


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: To me you're somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're thirsty.


  • Cameron Poe: Put the bunny, back in the box....
    Cameron Poe: Put the bunny, back in the box...


  • Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash
    Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.


  • Garland Greene: He's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands.


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: The last thing your daughter will see is my stinky breath!


  • Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: Hey he's right If your dick jumps out your pants you're jumping out of this plane.


  • Johnny 23: When you wake up, Bishop, I'll be Johnny 24.


  • Cameron Poe: Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?


  • Cameron Poe: On any other day, that might seem strange.


  • Vince Larkin: Nathan Jones, A.K.A. Diamond Dog. Former general of the Black Guerillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying, and I quote, "They represented the basest negativity of the white race." He wrote a book in prison called, "Reflections in a Diamond Eye." New York Times called it a wakeup call for the black community. They're talking to Denzel for the movie.
    Vince Larkin: Nathan Jones, A.K.A. Diamond Dog. Former general of the Black Guerillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying, and I quote, 'They represented the basest negativity of the white race.' He wrote a book in prison called, 'Reflections in a Diamond Eye.' New York Times called it a wakeup call for the black community. They're talking to Denzel for the movie.


  • Garland Greene: One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.


  • Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
    Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off, ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?


  • Cameron Poe: They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one plane. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle.


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