Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Reviews

April 18, 2019
Above average, simplistic moral life lesson movie, a kind of pre-"Sex and the City," as it were.
March 25, 2013
December 22, 2010
Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
April 29, 2009
Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.
August 7, 2008
October 30, 2006
September 11, 2006
Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.
May 3, 2005
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
July 22, 2004
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
July 21, 2004
Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet
July 17, 2004
...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned.
May 14, 2004
A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth.
May 5, 2004
May 1, 2004
A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching.
April 24, 2004
An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite.
April 9, 2004
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
March 24, 2004
I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less worth their admiration.
March 16, 2004
March 16, 2004
March 16, 2004