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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover Quotes

  • Michael the Lover: You have beautiful eyes
    Michael the Lover: You have beautiful eyes.
    Michael: You have beautiful eyes.
    Albert Spica the Thief: And you have a beautiful prick, Mr. Gynecologist.
    Georgina Spica: And you have a beautiful prick, Mr. Gynecologist.

  • Georgina Spica the Wife: Georgina to her husband, Albert, "Go on, Albert, Eat."
    Georgina Spica the Wife: Georgina to her husband, Albert, 'Go on, Albert, Eat.'

  • Georgina Spica the Wife: I dont want to eat him Richard.

  • Georgina Spica the Wife: Yes! He's a man. He's Jewish and he's from Ethiopia!
    Albert Spica the Thief: What?
    Georgina Spica the Wife: His mother is a Roman Catholic, he's been imprisoned in South Africa, he's as black as the ace of spades and he probably drinks his own pee!

  • Georgina Spica the Wife: Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy. And you know where it's been.

  • Georgina Spica the Wife: What good are all these books? You can't eat them.

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