Good King Gordy answers the door for all the Christmas people. Things not to do over the holidays: get royally smashed, have mushrooms on toast from Welsh Germany, shove a closet full of towels, push your Poppy down slopes and punch him in the nuts, drink then wipe up the mess made by floor cleaner, ram a car into a hated relative's vehicle, run said relative over after kicking down motel doors, and proceed to hop the border. Marcus, Aunt Bev, and Wayne were the funniest family members, and two of the best lines were 'Chewie won't fit on the stupid ass pony!' and Marcus' 'Pirates? Where?!' to Gord spelling 'P-R-I-V-A-T-E.'