Chris Kattan. What can I say about this Saturday Night Live cast-away that hasn't already been said about untreated sewage? Here he plays the comedic titular character who is charged by his mafia family to infiltrate the FBI and destroy evidence against the don, played by the great Peter Falk, who, to appear next to Chris Kattan, must have been given a paycheck with more zeroes than the national debt. Kattan has the acting chops of a screwdriver and the onscreen presence of a rotten kumquat. I would suggest that the producers release a 15th anniversary edition Blu-ray, retitle the movie "Dung: An Oral History," then burn every copy. And I would suggest to you, if you're reading this looking for a comedy movie to watch and somehow thought "Corky Romano" might be funny, there are more laughs in "Sophie's Choice" than in this Chris Kattan tripe.