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The Country Bears Quotes

  • Reed Thimple: This is not over....BEARS!


  • Reed Thimple: "Do you like the sound of crunching wood? ...I do."
    Reed Thimple: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? ...I do.


  • Dex Barrington: Okay. This is my baby picture. This is yours.
    Beary Barrington: Yeah?
    Dex Barrington: See this? This is my birth certificate. Here's yours. The rangers used this to track you.
    Beary Barrington: So, what's your point?
    Dex Barrington: Forget it.


  • Beary Barrington: Mom? Am I adopted?
    Mrs. Barrington: Of course not, honey.


  • Dex Barrington: Hey, Beary! Doofus! Time for dinner!


  • Beary Barrington: [Sitting on the bus' sunroof] WOO HOO! WOO HOOOO! WOO HOOOOOO!
    Beary Barrington: [sitting on the bus' sunroof] WOO HOO! WOO HOOOO! WOO HOOOOOO!


  • Reed Thimple: What is that?
    Big Al: That there's a sign.


  • Beary Barrington: What's an arm musician?
    Fred Bedderhead: Oh, that's Benny Boggswaggle. He was real talented.
    Henry Dixon Taylor: But he was a bad loser.
    Fred Bedderhead: He hit Zeb with a chair.


  • Rip Holland: I am so back, baby!


  • Fred Bedderhead: Stage dive! Stage dive! Stage dive!


  • Mrs. Barrington: Are you gonna find him?
    Officer Cheets: Ma'am, we're gonna do more than that.
    Officer Hamm: How are we gonna do more than that?
    Officer Cheets: Huh?
    Officer Hamm: What are we gonna do, find him twice?
    Officer Cheets: Oh, yeah.
    Officer Hamm: Let's get a move-out.


  • Cha-Cha: Zeb Zoober. Get rid of Zeb Zoober.


  • Big Al: I'm chubby, but I'm quick!


  • Mrs. Barrington: [To Beary] Honey, even if you were adopted, we would love you as much as we love Dexter.
    Mrs. Barrington: [to Beary] Honey, even if you were adopted, we would love you as much as we love Dexter.
    Norbert Barrington: Maybe more.


  • Big Al: [To Beary] If you're gonna stand there, you might as well give me a hand.
    Big Al: [to Beary] If you're gonna stand there, you might as well give me a hand.


  • Tennessee O'Neal: [The Bears have arrived] Huh?! Don't tell me we're getting the band back together!
    Henry Dixon Taylor: Tennessee, we're getting the band back together!


  • Dex Barrington: That, that's the day Mom and Dad got you.
    Beary Barrington: What do you mean, got me?
    Dex Barrington: I mean, pitch up, man. You were left alone. They brought you home, they showed you a bunch of Barney videos, and they pretended you were their son. You don't belong here.


  • Beary Barrington: [The police officers have arrived, and Beary tells the bears in a sing-song voice] I think we have a problem!
    Beary Barrington: [the police officers have arrived, and Beary tells the bears in a sing-song voice] I think we have a problem!


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