Crazy Eyes


Crazy Eyes

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Zach (Lukas Haas) seems to be living the Hollywood bachelor dream - he's got a house in the hills, the phone numbers for dozens of beautiful women and a hard-partying lifestyle aided and abetted by his bartender pal, Dan (Jake Busey). It seems nothing can tie down this divorcée father, until he meets "Crazy Eyes" (Madeline Zima) - the one woman he can't have. As the two embark on a love-crazed, booze-fueled relationship, Zach's family issues begin to take center-stage, questioning whether or not this partying lost boy can step up to the challenge and become a man. -- (C) Strand


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  • The resulting film has the integrity and the ugliness of the truth. It's not true because it's ugly; no, it's ugly because it's true.

    Jul 12, 2012 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
  • There's no colorful Boschian absurdism here, only soulless banter and projectile vomit.

    Jul 6, 2012 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
  • One of those exercises in masculine self-pity and glib misogyny that frustrates because of its shortsightedness.

    Jul 5, 2012 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…
  • Yes, it feels true. But why bother?

    Jul 5, 2012 | Rating: 2/5
  • This slovenly, self-indulgent riff on Charles Bukowski-like fringe-livers has all of the naked harshness of Bukowski with none of the poetry.

    Jul 5, 2012 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
  • Sherman's feature turns out to be enamored of the kind of reality that gets left out of movies not because it's provocative or controversial, but because it isn't particularly interesting.

    Jul 5, 2012 | Rating: D+ | Full Review…

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  • Nov 12, 2012
    As unrewarding as the main character's sex life, "Crazy Eyes" is an attempt at being trendy and clever all while completely missing its mark. Repetitive and completely unbound from any sort of cohesion, the talented young cast of Luke Haas, Jake Busey, and the exceptionally sexy Madeline Zima are completely wasted in their weak, paper thin roles that do absolutely nothing for them, both in the Indie world and in their long futures ahead.
    Christopher H Super Reviewer

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