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  • Richard Vickers: I can hold my breath a long, long time!

  • Jordy Verrill: (dumping liquid out of meteor, looks at his hand) Meteor shit!
    Jordy Verrill: [dumping liquid out of meteor, looks at his hand] Meteor shit!

  • Billy: [about his father] I hope you rot in Hell!

  • White: Good evening there, Mr. Pratt. Got bugs again, huh, Mr. Pratt?
    Upson Pratt: Don't you talk to me like that, you hear?
    White: What way, Mr. Pratt?
    Upson Pratt: Like I was crazy.
    White: No, sir, Mr. Pratt, sir. I don' think you're crazy; not at all. I was just trying to think?who might have a 24-hour fumigating service. l might be able to get Pirelli Brothers out here by...shall we say 11:30.
    White: No, sir, Mr. Pratt, sir. I don' think you're crazy, not at all. I was just trying to think, who might have a 24-hour fumigating service. l might be able to get Pirelli Brothers out here by, shall we say 11:30.
    Upson Pratt: You might go far, White. I've noticed that, in service jobs...people like yourself often do; People of color...Yes, 11:30 will be fine.
    Upson Pratt: You might go far, White. I've noticed that, in service jobs people like yourself often do. People of color, Yes, 11:30 will be fine.
    White: Thanks, Mr. Pratt, sir. I'll call them just as soon as l finish with that shower on 23.
    Upson Pratt: Do it first...do it now!
    Upson Pratt: Do it first, do it now!

  • Billy: (sticking a pin into a voodoo doll of his father) - ...ready for another shot, dad?
    Billy: (sticking a pin into a voodoo doll of his father) Ready for another shot, dad?

  • White: Good evening there, Mr. Pratt. Got bugs again, huh, Mr. Pratt?
    Upson Pratt: Don?t you talk to me like that, you hear?
    White: What way, Mr. Pratt?
    Upson Pratt: Like I was crazy.
    White: No, sir, Mr. Pratt, sir. I don?t think you?re crazy; not at all. I was just trying to think?who might have a 24-hour fumigating service. l might be able to get Pirelli Brothers out here by?shall we say 11:30.
    White: No, sir, Mr. Pratt, sir. I don?t think you?re crazy; not at all. I was just trying to think?who might have a 24-hour fumigating service. l might be able to get Pirelli Brothers out here by? Shall we say 11:30.
    Upson Pratt: You might go far, White. I?ve noticed that, in service jobs?people like yourself often do; People of color...Yes, 11:30 will be fine.
    Upson Pratt: You might go far, White. I'v noticed that, in service jobs?people like yourself often do. People of color, Yes, 11:30 will be fine.
    White: Thanks, Mr. Pratt, sir. I'll call them just as soon as l finish with that shower on 23.
    Upson Pratt: Do it first...do it now!
    Upson Pratt: Do it first. Do it now!

  • Upson Pratt: Go out and f**k somebody. But wear a damn rubber; everybody's got the damn herpes these days.
    Upson Pratt: Go out and f**k somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everybody's got the damn herpes these days.

  • Upson Pratt: Orlando? Florida?...- I don't give a f**k if you decided to take the kids to Attica this year. There are still roaches in this place, Reynolds. I killed one not five minutes ago.
    Upson Pratt: Orlando? Florida? I don't give a f**k if you decided to take the kids to Attica this year. There are still roaches in this place, Reynolds. I killed one not five minutes ago.

  • Wilma Northrup: (after Henry slams her against the crate several times) - That was great, Henry. That was just great. You think this is a Friday night fight? Is that what you think? You want to see some real punching? Same old Henry. Afraid of your own shadow. You know what, Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts...piggy friends... and shit for brains. No good at departmental politics...no good at making money...no good at making an impression on anybody! And no good at all in bed! When was the last time you got it up, Henry? When was the last time you were a man in our bed? Now, get out of my way, or I swear you'll be wearing your balls for earrings! I swear to God if you ever touch-- (the monster pops out of the crate and eats her.)
    Wilma Northrup: (after Henry slams her against the crate several times) That was great, Henry. That was just great. You think this is a Friday night fight? Is that what you think? You want to see some real punching? Same old Henry. Afraid of your own shadow. You know what, Henry? You're a regular barnyard exhibit. Sheep's eyes, chicken guts, piggy friends, and shit for brains. No good at departmental politics...no good at making money...no good at making an impression on anybody! And no good at all in bed! When was the last time you got it up, Henry? When was the last time you were a man in our bed? Now, get out of my way, or I swear you'll be wearing your balls for earrings! I swear to God if you ever touch (the monster pops out of the crate and eats her.)
    Henry Northrup: ...Just tell it to call you Billie.
    Henry Northrup: Just tell it to call you Billie.

  • Henry Northrup: Just tell it to call you Billie, you bitch!

  • Wilma Northrup: What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing?
    Henry Northrup: There is a funny side to it, Wilma. Wait till you see. You'll think so yourself.
    Wilma Northrup: You're hysterical, Henry. Just what I would have expected!
    Henry Northrup: No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. This is going to be an entirely new experience.

  • Dexter Stanley: (scared and crying) - Let's get the campus police!
    Dexter Stanley: (scared and crying) Let's get the campus police!
    Charlie: No! The campus security is no good! If I'm having trouble swallowing this, what the f**k will they think?
    Dexter Stanley: I don't know what they would think.
    Charlie: They'd think you had been off on a hell of a toot. They'd think that we'd both been off on a hell of a toot! Seeing Tasmanian devils instead of pink elephants.

  • Wilma Northrup: Just call me Billie. Everyone does.

  • Harry: (as a zombie) - Here we come, Richard! Let's go to the beach. We just want you to come to the beach. Come with us. Come down to the beach. If you don't panic...If you can hold your breath...If you can hold your breath...If you can hold your breath...If you can hold your breath...
    Harry: (as a zombie) Here we come, Richard! Let's go to the beach. We just want you to come to the beach. Come with us. Come down to the beach. If you don't panic. If you can hold your breath. If you can hold your breath. If you can hold your breath. If you can hold your breath.
    Richard Vickers: (buried to his head in sand) - I can hold my breath...for a long time! Ha-ha-ha-ha
    Richard Vickers: (buried to his head in sand) I can hold my breath, for a long time! Ha-ha-ha-ha

  • Harry: (buried to his head in sand) - I'm going to get you! Do you hear me, Richard? Do you hear me, Richard? I'll get you!
    Harry: (buried to his head in sand) I'm going to get you! Do you hear me, Richard? Do you hear me, Richard? I'll get you!

  • Richard Vickers: (he hears a noise in his house) - Who's out there? Wentworth? Is that you, Wentworth? May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun.
    Richard Vickers: (he hears a noise in his house) Who's out there? Wentworth? Is that you, Wentworth? May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun.

  • Richard Vickers: I'm not trying to prove a thing. It may be on some subjects that I'm not entirely sane. The subject of what is mine, for example, I'm not sane...at all!
    Richard Vickers: I'm not trying to prove a thing. It may be on some subjects that I'm not entirely sane. The subject of what is mine, for example, I'm not sane at all!

  • Richard Vickers: I don't know whether I ever loved her or not, Harry. That doesn't matter. The point is I keep what is mine. No exception to that rule, ever! No exceptions, Harry.

  • Jordy Verrill: (all covered in grass, holding a shotgun) - Please, please? Please, God...let my luck be in! Just this once. Please, God...just this o-- (blows his head off)
    Jordy Verrill: (all covered in grass, holding a shotgun) Please, please? Please, God, let my luck be in! Just this once. Please, God, just this (blows his head off).

  • Jordy's Dad: (as a ghost) - You ain't going to get into that tub, are you? It's the water that it wants, Jordy! Don't you know that? You get into that water, Jordy...you might as well sign your death warrant.
    Jordy's Dad: (as a ghost) You ain't going to get into that tub, are you? It's the water that it wants, Jordy! Don't you know that? You get into that water, Jordy, you might as well sign your death warrant.
    Jordy Verrill: I'm a goner already, Daddy, ain't I? I got the stuff from out of that meteor on me...And I'm gone.
    Jordy Verrill: I'm a goner already, Daddy, ain't I? I got the stuff from out of that meteor on me, and I'm gone.

  • Jordy Verrill: Verrill luck's always in. And you spell that kind of luck, B-A-D! Still, I got to try - (looks at his hand)...Meteor sh*t!
    Jordy Verrill: Verrill luck's always in. And you spell that kind of luck, B-A-D! Still, I got to try (looks at his hand) Meteor sh*t!

  • Jordy Verrill: You done it now, Jordy Verrill! You nunkhead!

  • Jordy Verrill: Holy Jesus! That's a meteor! I'll be dipped in sh*t if that ain't a meteor! I wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college? ..."I wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college?"
    Jordy Verrill: Holy Jesus! That's a meteor! I'll be dipped in sh*t if that ain't a meteor! I wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college? 'I wonder how much they'd pay for it at the college?'

  • Nathan's Corpse: It's Father's Day! And I got my cake! Haaaaaappy Father's Day!

  • Sylvia Grantham: Mrs. Danvers? Mrs. Danvers! Mrs. Da-! (Mrs. Danvers' dead body slams against the door) - Ahhhhhhhhh.
    Sylvia Grantham: Mrs. Danvers? Mrs. Danvers! Mrs. Da-! (Mrs. Danvers' dead body slams against the door) Ahhhhhhhhh.

  • Cass Blaine: (referring to her husband) - Where is he?
    Cass Blaine: (referring to her husband) Where is he?
    Sylvia Grantham: My dear, I really can't say. No doubt he's at the grave, hobnobbing with your great aunt. Getting her side of the story.
    Cass Blaine: Well, I want him. And I want my dinner, I'm hungry.
    Richard Grantham: Well go get him, then.
    Cass Blaine: You go Richard.
    Richard Grantham: He's your husband. I don't even like him.

  • Sylvia Grantham: Pass those scones, Cass, you're such a hog...You married a great hog, Henry.
    Sylvia Grantham: Pass those scones, Cass, you're such a hog.You married a great hog, Henry.

  • Aunt Bedelia: I didn't know I had it in me! I'm your daughter, right? You bootlegger. Killer! Murderer! Ungrateful bastard. You shouldn't have killed Yarbro! He was a man, a real man! Everything I wanted, he wanted for me! You stupid bastard! You screwed it all up. You screwed up my mother, you screwed me up. You got me so mad, you drove me crazy. "I want my cake, Bedelia, you bitch!" You called me a bitch! Sylvia fixed it all. Ashtray back in place. Chair overturned. A fall, Daddy, a bad fall. Nobody could catch us! Nobody! You taught me, you taught Sylvia! You taught us all! So peaceful here.
    Nathan's Corpse: (pops out of his grave) - Where's my cake, Bedelia? I want my cake!
    Nathan's Corpse: (pops out of his grave) Where's my cake, Bedelia? I want my cake!

  • Nathan Grantham: I want my cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake...you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it! It's Father's Day!
    Nathan Grantham: I want my cake! Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake, you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it! It's Father's Day!

  • Billy: (about his father) - I hope you rot in hell.
    Billy: (about his father) I hope you rot in hell.

  • Billy's Father (uncredited): Did you see that crap? All that horror crap? Things coming out of crates and eating people, dead people coming back to life, people turning into weeds?
    Billy's Mother: Yes, I did, but -
    Billy's Mother: Yes, I did, but...
    Billy's Father (uncredited): Do you want him reading that stuff?
    Billy's Mother: Well, no, but -
    Billy's Mother: Well, no, but...
    Billy's Father (uncredited): All right, then. I took care of it. That's why God made fathers, babe...That's why God made fathers.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): All right, then. I took care of it. That's why God made fathers, babe. That's why God made fathers.

  • Billy's Father (uncredited): I've told you before; I don't want you to read this crap! I never saw such rotten crap in my life! Where do you get this sh*t? Who sells it to you? I am talking to you, young man! Answer me when I talk to you! You remember who puts the bread on the damn table around here!
    Billy's Mother: Don't be too hard on him. All the kids read them.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): My boy isn't all the kids! Do you want to know where this is going? Right into the garbage! You got any smart mouth about that?
    Billy: I don't see how it's any worse than the books you keep in your dresser; the ones under your underwear. Those sex books! - (Gets smacked by Stan.)
    Billy: I don't see how it's any worse than the books you keep in your dresser; the ones under your underwear. Those sex books! (Gets smacked by Stan.)
    Billy's Mother: You didn't have to -
    Billy's Mother: You didn't have to.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): Hit him? Not only do I find out he's reading this crap...but he's a little snoop as well!
    Billy's Father (uncredited): Hit him? Not only do I find out he's reading this crap, but he's a little snoop as well!
    Billy: It wasn't like that! You asked me to get your cufflinks! It was on Sunday!
    Billy's Mother: I'll go down and close the windows before the rain gets in.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): I'll do it. I got some garbage I want to throw away.
    Billy: Daddy, please, don't throw it away. I'm sorry.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): Next time I find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again...you won't sit down for a week! You remember that! Tuck in.
    Billy's Father (uncredited): Next time I find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again, you won't sit down for a week! You remember that! Tuck in.

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