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Dark Shadows Reviews

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May 9, 2016
As much as it tries to make this a love story, we don't feel its heart pulsating. Barnabus is a vampire who wants his life back, but neither he nor the film truly succeeds.
August 26, 2015
Not just a bad film; it's evidence of people who are barely even trying.
October 3, 2013
Johnny Depp once again takes a role where he allows the make up and prosthetics to do the acting for him...
June 23, 2013
The nadir of Burton's career and is likely going to be his biggest flop, a film that's not a comedy, not a drama, not a horror film, and not a fantasy.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
June 17, 2013
The only reason to see Dark Shadows is to discover how dire and pointless-how flat-out dreadful-a movie can be even when it has Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Helena Bonham Carter attached to its flimsy pretext.
June 2, 2013
There's more than enough here for us older folks - and some younger ones, too - to have us exclaiming, Fangs for the memories.
Full Review | Original Score: B
April 21, 2013
Burton really needed to lean his horror-comedy more toward horror. Instead, it's reminiscent at times of Love at First Bite and the feature film remakes of The Addams Family and The Brady Bunch.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
December 17, 2012
It turns into a bit of a mess towards the finish line, but at least it's a fun mess, and if you're looking to Tim Burton for narrative tidiness you must be thinking of another Tim Burton.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5
October 5, 2012
Dark Shadows should have been a return-to-form for director Tim Burton, but with a bloated budget and way too much room to play, Burton delivers yet another wasted effort.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
September 28, 2012
Made for an audience of no one, Dark Shadows is a mess of campy horror, "fish out of coffin" comedy, and gothic melodrama.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
September 27, 2012
Not a colossal failure but an indicator that Burton and Depp could stand to step outside their collective me + you = cinematic magic mindsets.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
September 27, 2012
...following Graeme-Smith's lead, Burton has made, quite possibly, the worst film of his 30-year career.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 27, 2012
Dark Shadows is never short on stunning backdrops and impressive cinematographic techniques. It looks a treat. But with Dark Shadows, like Depp himself, you can only put so much make-up on an ageing face and sell it as fresh.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
September 23, 2012
It's just sort of a star vehicle for Johnny Depp, with everyone and everything else a secondary consideration at best.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
September 14, 2012
It had so much potential, but given the result, it should have stayed in the shadows.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
September 13, 2012
Dark Shadows really is just a mixed bag of chuckles and drama that never really gets the balance quite right.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
September 10, 2012
While "Dark Shadows" has many wonderful elements, it is set up to become a new franchise for Warner Bros, but it just doesn't quite have that eternal bite.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
August 22, 2012
Captures the grand sweep and often ridiculous theatricality of both soap operas and gothic romance.
Full Review | Original Score: 8.5/10
July 24, 2012
There's much more bloody potential here for dark comedy (and shaded emotions) than we're lightly spattered with . . . offers no zany flourishes, dashing touches or striking shots.
July 6, 2012
Dark Shadows makes almost no attempt to reward cinema audiences.
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