Dark Harvest Reviews

  • Nov 28, 2011

    BAD. BAD. BAD. the movie proves it's worthlessness in the first 10 min. The lawyer asks the main dude, "did you ever know your mom?" and the main dude says no, and they get to yapping and at the end of the conversation, main guy asks the lawyer, "Do you have any info on my mother, where she could be?" and the lawyer responds, "sadly, your mother died giving birth to you." WHY DID YOU ASK IF HE EVER KNEW HIS MOM IF YOU KNEW THE HO DIED GIVING BIRTH TO HIM?!?! stupid

    BAD. BAD. BAD. the movie proves it's worthlessness in the first 10 min. The lawyer asks the main dude, "did you ever know your mom?" and the main dude says no, and they get to yapping and at the end of the conversation, main guy asks the lawyer, "Do you have any info on my mother, where she could be?" and the lawyer responds, "sadly, your mother died giving birth to you." WHY DID YOU ASK IF HE EVER KNEW HIS MOM IF YOU KNEW THE HO DIED GIVING BIRTH TO HIM?!?! stupid

  • Oct 05, 2011

    This isn't even deserving of 1 star. I'll watch pretty much any "horror" movie this time of year, even the most cheesy, but this is absolutely unwatchable. Honestly, the worst movie I have ever seen.

    This isn't even deserving of 1 star. I'll watch pretty much any "horror" movie this time of year, even the most cheesy, but this is absolutely unwatchable. Honestly, the worst movie I have ever seen.

  • Mar 14, 2011

    For a low budget horror film it was pretty good. I do not reccomend the sequel though.

    For a low budget horror film it was pretty good. I do not reccomend the sequel though.

  • Dec 23, 2010

    Fantastic scarecrow flick.

    Fantastic scarecrow flick.

  • Nov 28, 2010

    A mix of bad acting and a dull story board puts this movie up there on my worst movies of all time list. If you do watch it, be sure to check out the pitiful but funny bloopers.

    A mix of bad acting and a dull story board puts this movie up there on my worst movies of all time list. If you do watch it, be sure to check out the pitiful but funny bloopers.

  • Nov 24, 2010

    Okay, so now I'm afraid of scarecrows haha

    Okay, so now I'm afraid of scarecrows haha

  • Jul 16, 2010

    This movies is horror cliche in every way except the ending.

    This movies is horror cliche in every way except the ending.

  • May 20, 2010

    A movie so bad it's good. The acting is terrible and the story line is well shall we say cheesy (in the begining I thought I had rented a porno b/c of the acting and directing. It had this super cheesy feel to it) but there is something about this flick that I enjoy. I love to hate. The best part of the movie is when the credits are rolling, Some of the BEST outtakes I have ever seen! I enjoyed the outtakes more than anything else. Great movie to laugh at, nothing to take serously.

    A movie so bad it's good. The acting is terrible and the story line is well shall we say cheesy (in the begining I thought I had rented a porno b/c of the acting and directing. It had this super cheesy feel to it) but there is something about this flick that I enjoy. I love to hate. The best part of the movie is when the credits are rolling, Some of the BEST outtakes I have ever seen! I enjoyed the outtakes more than anything else. Great movie to laugh at, nothing to take serously.

  • May 20, 2010

    If you are renting this movie and will be satisfied with nothing but a great horror flick, then this is not the movie for you. But if you are a little more open minded, and have a good sense of humor, i would rate this among one of the greatest comedies of all time. The one liners come one after another, and the terrible special effects, bad acting, and terrible camera work will keep you laughing for hours. My friends and I have watched this movie countless times, and heck, the only reason i bought it was because it was dirt cheap at a store closing sale.

    If you are renting this movie and will be satisfied with nothing but a great horror flick, then this is not the movie for you. But if you are a little more open minded, and have a good sense of humor, i would rate this among one of the greatest comedies of all time. The one liners come one after another, and the terrible special effects, bad acting, and terrible camera work will keep you laughing for hours. My friends and I have watched this movie countless times, and heck, the only reason i bought it was because it was dirt cheap at a store closing sale.

  • May 20, 2010

    Well I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! , its cheesy , fake , lame , blooper filled but a fun movie.

    Well I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!! , its cheesy , fake , lame , blooper filled but a fun movie.