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Date Night Quotes

  • Phil Foster: I have no idea how to respond to that! Eff you!
    Taste: Eff me? Eff you!
    Phil Foster: Eff you!
    Taste: Eff you, man! What are you doin' here?!
    Phil Foster: Eff you, mother effer!


  • Phil Foster: Zip your face!


  • Phil Foster: Oh my god he turned it sideways! ITS A KILL SHOT ITS A KILL SHOT!


  • Phil Foster: Will you, for the love of God, put on a shirt?


  • Claire Foster: The one night I dress up...


  • Claire Foster: We're just a boring couple from New Jersey!


  • Cabbie: One way! One way! ONE FREAKING WAY!


  • Claire Foster: they stabbed a chicken nugget with a sharpie. These are bad people.
    Claire Foster: They stabbed a chicken nugget with a Sharpie. These are bad people!


  • Claire Foster: (Do you accept a collect phonecall from) "Oh my god, this phonebooth smells like urine"
    Claire Foster: (Do you accept a collect phonecall from) Oh my god, this phonebooth smells like urine.
    Katy: "Yes I accept"
    Katy: Yes I accept.
    Claire Foster: "Katy?!"
    Claire Foster: Katy?!
    Katy: "Fostersss, what uppp?"
    Katy: Fostersss, what up?


  • Phil Foster: ...And will you, for the love of God, put on a fucking shirt?


  • Phil Foster: He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!


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