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June 17, 2013
more twilight look, less interesting.
December 13, 2012
This is complete and utter wank. I knew it was going to be shit but I wanted it to be that shit it was good, when infact it turns out to be just shit. It'sonly saving grace is Fairbrass and as usual he is the balls.
½ December 10, 2012
A London film about vampires,sound like a complete disaster of a movie,however this was a good film all considered..an all star British cast star a would could be considered as a British version of dusk till dawn..oh and look out for Danny dyer at the end but warning if you blink your miss him lol
October 25, 2012
No new ground is broken in this movie. Special effects are minimal. Gore is present in spades. Adherence to vampire lore is hit-or-miss (some of the undead cavort in the day and feeding vampire eat almost like zombies) . Decent dialogue, gritty East End underworld setting, and recognizable English actors make it tolerable.
½ March 13, 2012
this may as well have been called gangsters vs vampires,it was pretty low budget,there was no special death for any vamps which was diffrent.forgettable stuff
½ February 5, 2012
A London film about vampires,sound like a complete disaster of a movie,however this was a good film all considered..an all star British cast star a would could be considered as a British version of dusk till dawn..oh and look out for Danny dyer at the end but warning if you blink your miss him lol
½ December 23, 2011
Good English cast and a half decent vampire storyline.
October 17, 2011
21 June 2011

Would of made a good pilot for a crappy UK tv show.
October 3, 2011
I felt this is cashing in on the whole Vampire thing at the moment.

It does try to give another story behind the obvious one of race and xenophobia but its missed in the blood and gore which dont add to the movie and in some parts were even funny.

Not the best vampire movie ever and not the best story.
½ September 6, 2011
vampire effects were good. worth a watch
½ August 26, 2011
Absolutely awful, could only watch up to 35 minutes of it, was boring and the acting was very poor. This film makes Britain look bad.
May 9, 2011
This was a really huge disappointment for me. I really expected more.. the plot was in patches and the pacing was such a let down.
Super Reviewer
May 7, 2011
many recognisable english actors in it but a bit of a flop. once you get the premise you're left feeling a little deflated
March 1, 2011
DONT MESS WITH THE BEST! :)
½ January 31, 2011
A dead cert alright, but not in a good way " The British Dusk 'Til Dawn attempt.

Ex EastEnders 'stars' Craig Fairbrass and Billy Murray (who directs too) feature in this recognisable and let's say less credible Brit cast, in a laughable Vampire romp.

It starts off looking like a Rise of the Footsoldier / Football Factory cast attempting a darker Brit film, but this spirals into absurdity later on " enter the Vampires! There are the usual basic dialogue and action scenes, featuring cockney geezers and 'lumps' " giving this a geezer flick feel. The story resolves around an ex-fighter opening a club and then a Romanian Gangster enters, challenging him to a gang boxing match, with his new club on the line. It then all goes a bit weird.

The acting is wooden, and all a bit effortless but the film is ambitious, even if this is more suited to a TV movie. Unique and really only enjoyable for the cast fans only wanting an easy, non-taxing watch. A 'wrong-un' for most.
½ January 19, 2011
Shite and that's all that I'm going to say about it arghhh oi oi
December 12, 2010
When you look at this movie as a vampire flick, you might be disappointed. When you look at it as a ganster movie with a revenge/family/friendship theme, it's not too bad. The main actors are seasoned and help you survive the whole.
½ November 16, 2010
Gangsters meet vamps in the heart of london some well known faces in volve not bad
November 3, 2010
A cross between From Dusk Till dawn and Rise Of The Footsoldier. Enjoyable violent nonsense with a cheeky cast, weak at times though it does have its moments and you know what to expect.
Super Reviewer
October 26, 2010
this low budget british effort wants to be from dusk till dawn, a london crime thriller then turning into monsters running around killing the group, but its just crap, it has nothing to offer and acting and effects are not worthy
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