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  • Rigby Reardon: Here's three bucks if you can get this cab to 46 Bay Court in ten minutes. [watches as the taxi speeds off]
    Rigby Reardon: Here's three bucks if you can get this cab to 46 Bay Court in ten minutes.
    Rigby Reardon: [running to another taxi] Follow that cab!
    Rigby Reardon: Follow that cab!


  • Rigby Reardon: I always carry my harmonica: it's lighter than an accordion and more powerful than a sleeping pill.


  • Juliet Forrest: [after listening to Rigby's inner monologue] We wouldn't have to have kids.
    Juliet Forrest: We wouldn't have to have kids.


  • Juliet Forrest: Oh, you poor dear. I don't blame you for strangling me - I'll never say it again.


  • Rigby Reardon: Where'd you learn that?
    Juliet Forrest: At camp.
    Rigby Reardon: You learned that at girls' camp?
    Juliet Forrest: It's really for a snake bite, but I find it works for everything.


  • Field Marshall Von Kluck: Sorry, I'm a butler not a catcher.


  • Juliet Forrest: Well it was the only place he could experiment with his cheeses - without the smell bothering the neighbors.


  • Juliet Forrest: If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.


  • Rigby Reardon: My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face, and the slowly move her to the next room, maneuver her next to the bed, marry her and start the whoopee machine.


  • Rigby Reardon: My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
    Rigby Reardon: I hadn't seen a body put together like that since I'd solved the case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits.
    Rigby Reardon: Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you.


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